dude--you need to work on your reading comprehension. She HATES you. She doesn't want you to sit anywhere near her. (And honestly, no one else in the section does either, your farts, man, you need to go to a doctor about that.) So I'm sitting your seat, with a ticket that looks exactly (go look up that word, I'll wait...) like yours. So, whatcha going to do, my little name caller?

My sister in law was tried of the asshole that always sat next to her so I forged a ticket so yes, it has the same seat and section as yours. (Hint: that’s what exactly means.)

I’ll show you my ticket that looks exactly like yours. Now what?

If they catch the thieves I hope they confess and don’t just lye about it.

Yeah, you just sound like an eagles fan so you’re going to have to try harder.

As punishment?

I’ve heard so much about other people’s jury experience that I would love to experience it first hand, and I think I would be good at it.

They need to allow an “offer as tribute” option for people that would have difficulty serving. Me? I hope to get selected whenever I’m called and I’m like 0-8 so far.

Sorry, going to have to flag your comment for miseggformation.

I just renewed my license and everyone seemed very happy to help people out. Gather all your docs and head to the dmv and they will get you sorted. (I went early, to the Allison park center FWIW.)

Maybe just tells us what it is rather than having to send people on an Instagram hunt.

Fuck you I won’t cook what you tell me…

Finally time for me to open Beet Sabbath.

Or Judith Peach

Or Mötley Crüditès

That's fantastic! Giving me a twinge of Hopper vibes!

Maybe this post with catch fire and no one will show up but you!

I think you’re thinking of Sunshine with Cillian Murphy (which I love).

Solaris was a remake of a Russian sci fi film staring George Clooney and Natascha McElhone. It’s a movie that’s not for everyone—it’s slow and kinda cerebral for a sci fi film. I really liked it but I’m a slut for Soderbergh films.

Does the soderbergh version of Solaris count? Or Arrival? Not romance stories but I might say they are love stories.

Oh cool! I’ll park in the middle of the road next time. Checkmate, airport parking.

Great to hear nothing major is wrong. Now please subscribe to r/HydroHomies.

Based on your correct assessment of the situation I believe you are indeed an expert.

What? Really? Next thing you’re going to tell me is that people sneak in a left hand turn as the light turns green outside of western pa!

Open table shows a bunch of places open.

My car needs washed.

Just a quick counterpoint.

My daughter was a greeter at DSW for a while. (I mean, it’s a job and she did what she was told.) Her best days were when someone actually asked her for help. Once a fella came in with his mom that didn’t speak English. She spent over three hours helping them and she felt so good about it.

Now when I come across a greeter and they ask me if I need help you better believe I’m going to take them up on it.

I get you feel a certain way about them (I did, too) but realize these are usually people that need a job and they probably don’t love the gig either.

But GE greeter mention by OP—yeah, that dude was rude.