Are you down for... -Messed Up Monday -Tuesday Boozeday -Wasted Wednesday -Thirsty Thursday You know that we can have it all

But no. Say goodbye to Monkeyboys and Cafe Iced Tea and accept that Penn State is a magical place that can't be replicated. I feel like the main reason I'm mostly sober now is because it just doesn't compare to the good ol' days.

That being said, Camp Nowhere in North Prov has $3.50 drinks and food. Skip the $12 fishbowl, it's mostly ice.