Ahh, you nailed it - it's a pseudo paradise if you're not a boat/sun/heat lover. Mostly it's hot, detached, and honestly boring.

I am a born and raised South Floridian and just moved to Richmond.

In the 3 days I've been here I have seen more wildlife, diversity, inclusion, kitschy charm and llamas than I ever saw in Florida.

Feel validated, but at least you're about to go into the beautiful time of year so hopefully you can enjoy some outdoor time.