Submitted by doomgeneration91 t3_zsx0ye in rva
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doomgeneration91 OP t1_j1axmqi wrote
It did not, I was hoping the person who owns it would magically see this and scoop it up before it tried!
lycosid t1_j1ayw6u wrote
I spotted a crane on Main
cleverocks t1_j1bgv5c wrote
Was it heading to Spain to flee the rain?
I_AM_RVA t1_j1bmvl0 wrote
That joke was made in vain, next time refrain, spare yourself the pain of making jokes no one will entertain.
BritOnTheRocks t1_j1bn0t3 wrote
There was a canary on Cary too
Visual-Sheepherder36 t1_j1ajxwy wrote
Are we writing a children's book?
Character-Plantain-2 t1_j1asy5u wrote
This post is why I love reddit...
doomgeneration91 OP t1_j1axi6h wrote
Lol I panicked thinking it might get smushed by a car
Character-Plantain-2 t1_j1b0d0i wrote
You did a good thing!
lunar_unit t1_j1aqiln wrote
I think I'm gonna start a Blues SoundCloud for this one. In fact, I'm just gonna quit my day job right now.
🎼🎶Ma chicken's on Dickens, now what shall I do...?
🎵🎶 I said ma frickin chicken's on Dickens! I hope she's still kicken!
🎵🎶I bet she's a-picken at sumthin finger-licken🎵🎶.
🎵🎶. That old gal keeps my old heart a-tickety-ticken.🎵🎶.
🎵🎶. Ooooooh, ma chicken, where are you nooooowwwww....?🎵🎶.
plyvoy111 t1_j1bfyc2 wrote
Reminds me of the time I saw a cock on Dock St...🤔
urineabox t1_j1alyel wrote
for some reason, my brain went ^(here) 😅
uhh they wouldn’t get away with putting “microwaveable” on anything metal these days, tide pods issues and all…
I_AM_RVA t1_j1bpfdk wrote
I went lookin’ for chickens on dickens and found slim pickens for chickens, but I rickin’ this chicken that’s kickin’ on Dickens is fixin’ to be finger lickin’, or else to sicken and yella a fella with the ol’ salmonella, but ya never can tella fella sickened by chicken that a spare ham on Parham is worth two chickens on dickens; but it’s scary to carry that far a ham from Parham to Cary, so the rich folks on Monument, of course they can buy or rent, broad backed men to carry their ham from Parham to Cary or to carefully inspect with studied respect their chickens from Dickens that might otherwise infect their family so moneyed, who ought rather have ham honeyed than poultry with blight. Yeah it’s all right if you got Monument cash. Otherwise you’re like me. Powhite.
dreww4546 t1_j1dgibk wrote
I had my bachelor party at The Spotted Chicken. That was a wild night.
I_Lust_Euro_Women t1_j1fjo3n wrote
At the exit looking at the fence?
Guyon t1_j1vm3hy wrote
Was there again this morning! I tried to catch it but that's not really a one person job. The owner lives just down the street.
doomgeneration91 OP t1_j1fnutw wrote
Sounds right I think
I_Lust_Euro_Women t1_j1fu5v2 wrote
I have seen a rooster or chicken there a few times between the fence and the road.
cleverocks t1_j1ao2mc wrote
Did it cross? If so, did you see why?