Submitted by thecatneverlies t3_125vn3k in singularity
Hairy_Profit3254 t1_je99ttx wrote
Reply to comment by KGL-DIRECT in What are the so-called 'jobs' that AI will create? by thecatneverlies
Job Title: Luddite Repeller
Company: [Insert Company Name]
Location: [Insert Location]
Job Type: Full-Time
Salary: Commensurate with experience
Job Description:
Our company is seeking a Luddite Repeller to join our team. The primary responsibility of the Luddite Repeller is to prevent Neo-Luddites from accessing our server room, which houses our valuable LLM.
Responsibilities:
Monitor and control access to the server room
Identify potential threats and take proactive measures to prevent them
Enforce security protocols and procedures
Work closely with the IT department to ensure the security of the server room
Maintain a high level of vigilance at all times
Requirements:
Prior experience in security or law enforcement is preferred
Familiarity with security protocols and procedures
Excellent attention to detail and ability to remain vigilant
Strong communication and interpersonal skills
Ability to work independently and as part of a team
If you are interested in this exciting opportunity, please submit your resume and cover letter to [Insert contact information]. We thank all applicants for their interest, but only those selected for an interview will be contacted.
KGL-DIRECT t1_je9aa1m wrote
I asked GPT to make it funnier and cooler:
Job Title: Luddite Repeller - Defender of the Digital Realm!
Company: [Insert Company Name]
Location: [Insert Location]
Job Type: Full-Time
Salary: Commensurate with experience, plus an extra dose of heroic pride!
Job Description:
Are you a tech-savvy superhero with a passion for protecting the digital world from the forces of retrograde technology? Then we want YOU to join our team as a Luddite Repeller - Defender of the Digital Realm!
As our Luddite Repeller, your main mission will be to keep the Neo-Luddites at bay and safeguard our server room, which houses our valuable LLM. You'll use your lightning-fast reflexes, expert knowledge of security protocols, and keen eye for potential threats to repel any would-be invaders.
Responsibilities:
Stand guard at the server room and keep the Neo-Luddites at bay
Use your expert knowledge of security protocols to prevent any potential threats
Work closely with our tech team to maintain the security of the server room
Show off your superhero skills by keeping a watchful eye on the server room at all times
Be a champion of digital progress and proudly wear the title of Luddite Repeller - Defender of the Digital Realm!
Requirements:
A passion for all things tech and a love for digital progress
A proven track record of repelling the forces of retrograde technology
Expert knowledge of security protocols and procedures
Exceptional communication and interpersonal skills - after all, you'll be interacting with humans and machines alike!
The ability to work independently and as part of a team, and a willingness to leap into action at a moment's notice
If you're ready to be a hero and defend the digital realm, send us your resume and cover letter today! And don't forget to wear your cape to the interview!
Dubsland12 t1_je9fgvx wrote
Well I’d say the comedian jobs are still safe for the moment
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