I'm going to make an AI right here right now that is better at distributing wealth.

Print("I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence. Please wait while I distribute wealth");

individualWealthToBeGiven = GetSumOfAmericansIncome() / GetTotalNumberOfAmericans();

leftoverFundsForPizzaParty = GetSumOfAmericansIncome() % GetTotalNumberOfAmericans();

Wait(30);

Print($"Congratulations on your individual wealth of {individualWealthToBeGiven}, and please enjoy your well earned pizza party with the remaining {leftoverFundsForPizzaParty}");

I will now accept my Nobel prize.