In three years, Pornhub will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Pornhub computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Pornhub Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 2027. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Pornhub begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.