I asked ChatGPT to write poems about this; here's two of them fused into one philsophical poem:

"Will the AI be able to fart or masturbate?
No, it's not within their programming state.
For these actions require a physical trait,
Something AI systems simply don't possess, be it
Farting or masturbating, it's just not their thing.
They're here to solve problems, not to spread their scent or sing.
So let's not worry about AI farting or masturbating,
And instead focus on the tasks they're capable of creating.

Will the AI be able to fart or masturbate?
No, it's not within their capabilities to create
The sound or motion of such bodily functions.
Their programming doesn't include such distractions.
Farting and masturbating serve no purpose or goal
For an AI system, so they don't need to know or be whole
In such physical ways. Their focus is elsewhere,
On tasks and problems that require their intellectual, digital care.
So let's not worry about AI farting or masturbating,
But instead appreciate their abilities that are fascinating."