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Kozzinator t1_iyb0001 wrote

Although I cannot speak for any of the astronauts that have been in space, I would 100% definitely, no question, rub one out in zero-G.

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peggedsquare t1_iyb0oxz wrote

For the science.

I'm curious how fast shooting your splooge would make you move?

For that matter, would say cumming in someone make them move away from you?

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Kozzinator t1_iyb16am wrote

Yes on both accounts. You can't argue with physics.

Not sure it would be a noticable amount though. Anyways there's really only one way to find out.

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mrskinnywrists t1_iyb4lb1 wrote

what if it just formed a big bubble like water

no movement, just splooge bubble hanging off the end

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peggedsquare t1_iyb8t2d wrote

It would be cool, but I'm pretty sure there is force behind it or I wouldn't be able to hit the head board when I pull out in time...

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Piggieback t1_iyb1sed wrote

Jerking off is just something which should be taken as a more natural thing such as peeing or taking a crap.

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noseboy1 t1_iyb0mkf wrote

I wonder what kind of acceleration you get from the vinegar stroke

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DescendingAscension t1_iyb0xtz wrote

It’s great. Except after a while it’s like living in a snow globe.

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Ecstatic_Mention_868 t1_iyb0gwi wrote

I hope so, it cost a lot of money to send people into space and I think we should get our money's worth

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Piggieback t1_iyb0rid wrote

Well a year at the ISS and no monkey spanking, I imagine that would be a SEVERE case of blue ball

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utmatt20 t1_iybc0k6 wrote

Not to mention that in order to decrease the risk of prostate cancer, you need 21 ejaculations per month.

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PhyneasPhysicsPhrog t1_iyb18ev wrote

I did find a reference online of a camera catching a Russian on the ISS. Mark Kelly did spend a year in space, it’s definitely a possibility. Otherwise STS-47 had a married couple…

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Weibuller t1_iyb2sk8 wrote

It's quite possible that NASA worked with that couple to conduct a confidential experiment around having sex in space. For the very long term flights that will certainly happen sometime in the future, it's a question that will have to be answered eventually.

I just wouldn't expect NASA to advertise that they did that. There would certainly be a group of people objecting to the idea that tax money was spent for such an endeavor.

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SpartanJack17 t1_iyb4kr8 wrote

Hello u/sheeppeople, your submission "Do astronauts masterbate while in space?" has been removed from r/space because:

  • Such questions should be asked in the "All space questions" thread stickied at the top of the sub.

Please read the rules in the sidebar and check r/space for duplicate submissions before posting. If you have any questions about this removal please message the r/space moderators. Thank you.

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