Submitted by makarmackinnonstan t3_xtcwg0 in sports
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Solid_Snark t1_iqrirzw wrote
Or a Cthulhu!
wifespissed t1_iqs9ohk wrote
This is cooler. There's a huge concrete troll under the Fremont bridge in Seattle. Everybody in the area knows about it and most have went to see it.
uReallyShouldTrustMe t1_iqub0ij wrote
But they are called the Kraken….
wifespissed t1_iqw9qgs wrote
A great many professional sports teams mascots have nothing to do with the teams name.
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blondechinesehair t1_iqpoq63 wrote
Why is their mascot a troll?!?
Kdean509 t1_iqr4sd1 wrote
He’s a cousin of the Fremont Troll.
luckydice767 t1_iqr6asw wrote
That doesn’t really answer the question lol
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wifespissed t1_iqsa36q wrote
There's a massive concrete troll under the Fremont bridge in Seattle. Almost everybody knows about it and most have went to see it. It's a local thing that makes sense to me as a local. I love it.
Hispanicatthedisco t1_iqrx4p1 wrote
Because it has ties to the city's local flavor.
trivaldi t1_iqtn7ln wrote
Then why not call the team the trolls?
Hispanicatthedisco t1_iqubeoe wrote
Because that's not what they picked.
luckydice767 t1_iqrzruj wrote
And Seattle is well known for its Troll population?!
This isn’t Nilbog bruh
wifespissed t1_iqsa7ch wrote
Google Fremont troll. Been a part of Seattle for years.
Hispanicatthedisco t1_iqubmn9 wrote
Seattle has a troll population of one. But that one is well known and loved by the locals.
It doesn't have to be "well known". Almost nobody outside of Cleveland knows what the hell "Guardians" has to do with the city or the team, but here we are.
GhazgkullThraka t1_iqrfnkg wrote
Because this will make way better merch than a kraken. Every kid will want one of these stuffies.
benignalgorithm t1_iqrj747 wrote
If they’d done it right, every kid would want a stuffed kraken too.
Rustmutt t1_iqs2krk wrote
You underestimate how much kids love cephalopods and sea monsters
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md222 t1_iqr8nop wrote
Why is their team name the Kraken?
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Hispanicatthedisco t1_iqrx6sl wrote
Because that's what they picked.
md222 t1_iqrxyi7 wrote
Obviously, just never made sense to me since kraken has no connection to the Pacific Northwest. Legendary sea monster off the coast of Norway? Sure. Lol
Hispanicatthedisco t1_iqubptr wrote
Man, wait until you hear about the Los Angeles Kings.
winkinglucille t1_iqs2yma wrote
We have the largest squids in the world living out in the Sound?
Beforemath t1_iqpthuz wrote
For those wondering, in nearby Fremont there’s a giant troll statue under a bridge. I assume this is inspired by that landmark.
makarmackinnonstan OP t1_iqpy83x wrote
It is. They kinda refer to him as the Fremont Troll’s cousin or something like the sort.
Trickity t1_iqr7enk wrote
Oh shoot I've seen that it's cool
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Beforemath t1_iqrb4op wrote
Maybe I’m an asshole but I think it’s better than piles of garbage piling up, and it’s a draw that brings people to town and spend money at local restaurants and stuff. Better than just another empty dirty under bridge.
HuellsBigBrother t1_iqpb03j wrote
Horrible. Whoever approved this should be fired
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wifespissed t1_iqsahh8 wrote
You're not from Seattle are you?
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Safe_Ad5951 t1_iqusvt1 wrote
I’m from Seattle. I think it’s a very obvious marketing ploy to sell merch. No problem with that. It’s not to my liking, and I can’t put my finger on it other than it reminds me of when after the Mighty Ducks movie came out and many NHL teams tossed old logos and themes to introduce cartoony, cutesy, kid-oriented stuff on a violent game played by adult teams. It was just too much pandering to try to expand a fan base. I will probably buy my kid one of the plushies, but would have preferred something less “Barney The Dinosaur”.
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Shibbyone t1_iqpaeab wrote
As a Dallas Stars fan with an alien for a mascot, yeesh.
Hopglock t1_iqpq7rl wrote
That’s one way to go about it. Or they could have picked, jeez idk, a kraken?
Then again, still disappointed they didn’t name the team “The Rain City Bitch Pigeons”
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BrakebillAlumni t1_iqqchnw wrote
That's just knock off Cthulhu, you won't fool me. /s
zoupishness7 t1_iqqdg0g wrote
I'd hope I wouldn't fool you, the prompt is in the link lol.
wifespissed t1_iqsalof wrote
If you're from the Seattle area you'll know that this is way cooler.
Zaethiel t1_iqq93il wrote
I wish this were a joke. Shoulda gone with seattle sea otters and picked a cute otter that smashes clams with a hockey puck
VorAbaddon t1_iqr242f wrote
"Our mascot spends all day clam slamming!"
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zoinkability t1_iqr9llp wrote
Or you know, the kraken is already a super cool mythical creature
Zaethiel t1_iqreeiu wrote
But trolls arent
PartyLikeItsCOVID19 t1_iqq9lmr wrote
Having a Kraken as a mascot just would have made too much sense
Ja3kFrost t1_iqr0pyz wrote
I mean the flyers mascot is… gritty. Mascots are for the fans, especially the kids. So long as they got someone who can make the mascot funny and the kids enjoy it than isn’t that enough?
VorAbaddon t1_iqr283c wrote
Geitty is a chaotic meth beast, so he very much so related to the energy of the city and the team.
Sofarbeyondfucked t1_iqrdcaj wrote
Gritty is perfect for Philly. You might say emblematic
chrishammhamm t1_iqreixs wrote
The flyers also aren't a specific creature. You can get away with making the mascot an amorphous blob. The Kraken had a golden oppurtunity to make something unique and be related to its team. Instead they choose... this.
wifespissed t1_iqsaen4 wrote
If you're from the PNW this is way cooler.
J-Team07 t1_iqqvjm2 wrote
Mascots and team nicknames are different things and having the mascot be the same thing as the team name is a missed marketing opportunity. The mascots should be fun and weird, which this is. I can’t think of anything less important than what the mascot is for a team.
chrishammhamm t1_iqrep35 wrote
I get ur point but having a cool cthlulu mascot would have been a great marketing oppurtunity.
6Ravens t1_iqr7eky wrote
Named Myas
mtwstr t1_iqrks1t wrote
The kraken is built around mystery. You aren’t supposed to see more than an eye starring at you or a random tentacle
Fast_Garlic_5639 t1_iqqf1vi wrote
Very rarely do you get to make your mascot a literal destroyer of worlds.. nahh let's make a Disney troll
Kinglink t1_iqqm8qs wrote
Yeaaahhbh buoyyyyyy.
We definitely need flavor flav representing the Krakens now.
nickbriggles t1_iqpd8pl wrote
They couldn’t get Barbossa from Pirates
Safe_Ad5951 t1_iqq64qs wrote
It’s awful. The Disney-fication of the NHL was a terrible time after the Mighty Ducks movie. Now I gotta deal with a gap-toothed Fraggle?
omgwhatsavailable t1_iqr4dv2 wrote
You gotta pay the Troll Toll.
rickyg_79 t1_iqps2bp wrote
Nah, no, we’re not gonna do troll boy. It can’t be troll boy, you get that troll boy, right? You get why it can’t be you? He gets it, it can’t be troll boy.
Fit2Fat2FitOnceMore t1_iqpybe8 wrote
Just gota goose em up a little bit
ShiftlessElement t1_iqqw9cu wrote
It’s a circus term!
calamormine t1_iqqz2e1 wrote
I'm thinkin this is not a normal Tuesday
Furniturewalker t1_iqrdh99 wrote
That’s actually just a person from downtown Seattle
Nodonutsforbaxter44 t1_iqpso4n wrote
Sure, why not, love it
MaybeSecondBestMan t1_iqqt6eb wrote
Lmao I love this attitude. Everyone losing their shit and there’s one comment “Yeah of course he’s a troll great work let’s play some hockey”
PerryNeeum t1_iqqt6uf wrote
Oh boy that’s bad
Dbl_Trbl_ t1_iqr3bgq wrote
Stupid looking. I disapprove
walkie73 t1_iqr4iea wrote
So it’s not a Kraken? WTF?
chrishammhamm t1_iqre5xu wrote
Missed oppurtunity to make it a cthlulu monster
fattymaroon t1_iqrggst wrote
Can we just ship the team to Oklahoma already? Such a missed opportunity to 1: name the team the Seattle Sockeye (alliteration and local relevance) and 2: have the mascot be a boxing salmon who goes around with a black eye punching faces
wychh t1_iqqxfv3 wrote
Nah, no, not Troll Buoy, it's not gonna be Troll Buoy, we're not doing Troll Buoy, alright?
shmurpp t1_iqr0vme wrote
how unfortunate
bohsergi t1_iqra93z wrote
Da fucc
soul_and_fire t1_iqrcqr7 wrote
why wouldn’t they use an octopus?
Sofarbeyondfucked t1_iqrd20m wrote
First they fucked up on the logo, now this?! Stay weird, Seattle.
MayorCraplegs t1_iqs0zos wrote
Hey, that’s portlands job!
jmradus t1_iqrdahl wrote
Hockey mascots are universally bizarre.
DoneSpoken t1_iqrdpip wrote
Oh dear
KingThermos t1_iqrgvlz wrote
It looks like Gritty fucked a sea sponge and this was the result
DirtyDadDingus t1_iqrixca wrote
That thing sucks
blakemaurer t1_iqrmjm3 wrote
What the fuck
Garebear8585 t1_iqrnint wrote
This is awful
Skellephant t1_iqs4mrx wrote
What a terrible mascot. It was supposed to be so easy. Just make a Cthulu looking blue lobster thing. This is fucking horrible.
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Grady__Bug t1_iqptxsi wrote
It’s as good of a mascot as most. Not top tier, not bottom. I like it
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noplacecold t1_iqr0iu4 wrote
Can’t be troll boy. Troll boy you understand it can’t be you right?
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noodles-_- t1_iqrj2xl wrote
Seattle would have a grungy furry as a mascot…
bshaddo t1_iqrky9n wrote
It’s not okay to call him buoy.
LiveJournal t1_iqxtksm wrote
damn I really hope whenever the Sonics come back they get back Squatch, only 2nd to the Moose for best Seattle mascots.
gzlovesyou t1_iqpjbr6 wrote
Crack heads
wifespissed t1_iqsazrb wrote
A troll named Buoy makes sense for most locals. It's going to be confusing to people not from here.
PJTikoko t1_iqpqju1 wrote
They couldn’t have just done a squid?