Submitted by PrincessBananas85 t3_10hd5mo in sports
Der_andere_Baron t1_j57vd8p wrote
Probably a bit worse, or porn of an illegal nature. Watching generic porn on a university comouter is likely just a flagrant violation of an acceptable use policy (not necessarily criminal in nature).
tacobell999 t1_j58oftm wrote
He’s not some homeless guy who needs public internet access to watch porn… he accessed someone’s email to snoop. it’s obvious.
dray1214 t1_j59t3mz wrote
“It’s obvious”
It not obvious at all lmao. We genuinely do not know what happened yet. Nothing obvious about it.
Candid-Mine5119 t1_j5aam3g wrote
“It’s obvious” means “it’s common”
NebulousDonkeyFart t1_j5a0i1r wrote
Michigan fans just trying to cope. I mean I probably would too if I still worshipped a pedophile enabler.
moneyfink t1_j5a1ziq wrote
As a person who administers IT resources for a bunch of white collar workers who all have internet access at home and private cell phones, you'd be shocked by the amount of porn that is browsed on company managed devices on company networks. Our acceptable use policy states that users have no expectation of privacy when using company IT resources. Nonetheless here we are.
M_Mich t1_j5a97ua wrote
helped a coworker on a trip when their work iphone was trapped in one of the browser virus warnings where you can’t close the tab. he didn’t want to call IT. i related the number of stories our IT has told about finding porn on people’s pc. my favorite was one of the women would tell anyone about how a director had his naked wife as the windows background.
swr3212 t1_j59jwot wrote
You'd be quite surprised then to find out who normally is caught with this. Students aren't always bright and can be very horny.
PuddingPoops t1_j58qyyr wrote
Sounds like he changed players grades somehow.
Edit: source is close to the program. I'm not claiming that this is 100% definitely true, but that's the word going around.
trwawy05312015 t1_j59f461 wrote
Speaking as a university professor I find it hard to believe that would be possible. If it is, Michigan’s digital infrastructure is either really shitty or someone else would have needed to help him get access.
BowwwwBallll t1_j5afe7u wrote
I dunno man. I saw a documentary where a kid was able to change the number of unexcused absences on his record to avoid discipline. Then he grabbed his friend, his friend’s dad’s Ferrari, broke his girlfriend out of school, and went on some adventures.
trwawy05312015 t1_j5ahboz wrote
That sounds really farfetched. Wouldn’t the dad know they took the car?
TheBaltimoron t1_j5aprcy wrote
Nah just reverse the miles right off.
HalobenderFWT t1_j5aqho6 wrote
But what would happen if you kicked the propped up car going in reverse in a fit of rage?
Asking for a friend.
trwawy05312015 t1_j5as8ce wrote
First thing I’d do to fix that is get in a pool and stop breathing.
HalobenderFWT t1_j5assy8 wrote
(I think that happened before the car out the window scene)
slapshots1515 t1_j5aves0 wrote
It did. The pool was a reaction to finding out the car was taken joyriding by the parking guys.
trwawy05312015 t1_j5b8qfu wrote
Shit, I messed it up.
Jheri-Seinfeld t1_j5iar5o wrote
F
draculasbitch t1_j5b8ft9 wrote
The kid was so amazing they gave him a parade.
jibstay77 t1_j5esbhg wrote
Danke schoen
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hatetank91 t1_j59hgpi wrote
Could have taken the tests for them.
Der_andere_Baron t1_j591ttd wrote
Interesting. Clever, until caught.
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onlythetoast t1_j59tq1c wrote
Campus wifi, use a VPN. On your PERSONAL device. Happy fapping.
Diagonalizer t1_j57ydmd wrote
Revenge porn of students from the University I think would do it.
Or sharing porn with players using a company provided machine
All I can really think of that would be criminal here
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