My usual shop no longer carries Quick Fix synthetic Urine. Any recommendations for shops that would likely have legit Quick Fix today? I don't have a car and I live near Glenstone and Walnut.

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Complete-Soup-6001 t1_jeey28q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:57 PM

I go to Eddie’s headies in Springfield. I was getting some wraps yesterday and they have some in stock rn

ShroomHex OP t1_jeeydwn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:00 PM

Ur a G

Cursehooley t1_jef7sje wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:01 PM

Cosmic fish on glenstone

randomname10131013 t1_jefa4yi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:16 PM

Eros (Kaleidoscope)

OmniFella t1_jefsbqs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:15 PM

Soundsmart by Food 4 Less.

The_E_Trifecta t1_jeex7gx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:52 PM

Head to Ozark, 2 Chicks and a Head Shop. $18

the_honeyman t1_jefe9rf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:43 PM

>I don't have a car

arbitrarytrombone t1_jef124f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:17 PM

Doing the Certo method with gatorade is effective !

BannedOnClubPenguin t1_jef2rfm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:28 PM

Not saying it didn't work for you but there's 0 evidence it works due to the fact that is has literally zero metabolic action for removing THC from the body. Just use quick fix to anyone reading this, the gatorade flushes, goofy jell-o tricks and diluters are a waste of time.

the_honeyman t1_jefe7j1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:42 PM

Yea seconding this. Dilution, cleanses, none of that shit is reliable and will eventually get you fired. Fake pee is the only way to go.

arbitrarytrombone t1_jefgmv0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:58 PM

I've actually gotten drug screen and BAT certified (not sure if it's still a valid certification or not but whatever) but it's easier to get caught with bringing fakes in. Most places won't give you a second chance if it's a refusal (not offering a donation after being caught with fake urine). I have had good luck with the goofy jell-o as well as a few people I've heard from.

The collectors know what to listen for, urine coming out of a body has a distinct sound, tests have ranged thermometers, they make you empty your pockets, and some screens can be ordered as observed and they don't have to tell you (though that's usually only when you've failed a test before).

My best advice, if the job is important enough that you 100% have to pass, just take a tolerance break.

the_honeyman t1_jeh3y4k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:47 PM

So you warm it up beforehand, rubber band some Hot Hands to the bottle, either tape it to your leg or wear baggy pants and be slick about emptying your pockets (nobody is going to pat you down, though they may ask you to turn out your pockets, so taping it to your leg is the way to go), and piss a little in the toilet first if you're that paranoid. No workplace is ordering observed tests, that's the parole system.

You aren't wrong the only 100% way is to take a break more than a month before. But some people have a medical need, and for those people, fake pee is 100% the way to go. Dilution, cleanses, all of that stuff is way more unreliable than sneaking a warmed up bottle of fake pee in.

OmniFella t1_jefsn29 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:17 PM

I don't trust anything enough to change my urine, nor do I like the idea of chemming myself up to try doing it. Substitution - such as with Quick Fix - is the way to go IMO. Been doing it for more than 15 years with a 100% success rate.