Submitted by CuriousBear23 t3_zpdlyb in springfieldMO
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CuriousBear23 OP t1_j0scjl0 wrote
Dang it I knew I was missing an option
throwawayyyycuk t1_j0sdb41 wrote
This is what I was looking for lol. Definitely more churches than car washes though
my_monkeys_fly t1_j0t2irt wrote
Car washes are catching up. There surely can't be that many dirty cars
ErisEpicene t1_j0skeyb wrote
The vape shops are just more visible. They want to be on main roads for visibility. There are more churches because churches are all over. They're in neighborhoods, on country roads, in out of the way places. They have reverse iceberg shapes. The visible churches in high traffic areas are the tip of the churchberg, while the visible vape shops are the main underwater mass of the vapeberg (pronounced vape-eh-burg). Church runs deep. It saturates.
Wolverkeen t1_j0svoxs wrote
Don't forget all of the strip mall and office building churches!
CuriousBear23 OP t1_j0sw0sf wrote
This makes a lot of sense. Love the churchberg analogy.
Lachet t1_j0sn8g3 wrote
Option C: Chinese restaurants.
tlw31415 t1_j0st4ff wrote
I once had to put together a mailer list for churches in the area…it’s churches.
snorlaxatives_69 t1_j0scvbk wrote
Banks!
some_guy_in_internet t1_j0stear wrote
For real, have you seen east side of sunshine? Every other buildings is a bank.
PalPubPull t1_j0snbup wrote
I remember someone telling me as a kid that we had the record for most churches per capita.
I don't know if that's true, but I'd like to enter payday loans into the thunderdome of car washes, vape shops, and churches.
Professional_Fox4467 t1_j0ve809 wrote
Supposedly Macon, GA has the most per capita. But who knows now
Cloud_Disconnected t1_j0sr3th wrote
Kum & Gos.
Or should that be Kums & Go?
Ron0919 t1_j0sss3a wrote
You can Kum& go on every corner if you wish.
Diemon-Dave t1_j0srmpk wrote
Cashew chicken restaurants
Misanthrope93 t1_j0tdtmn wrote
Churches Banks & Car washes
my_monkeys_fly t1_j0t2ffi wrote
Vape shops for sure. The churches are larger, and have more real estate... but there are vape shops in every little strip mall in town
TriSarahTotz t1_j0wu4dm wrote
Gas stations and car washes
RoyalZombieQueen t1_j11l2je wrote
Still churches, but not for long.
sikki_nixx t1_j0xky7n wrote
Vaping...lol. Those people look absolutely ridiculous.
jttIII t1_j0san1y wrote
Car washes...