Submitted by [deleted] t3_ztwvuh in springfieldMO
Cloud_Disconnected t1_j1g39em wrote
No no, you don't understand. You just need to git gud, because salt doesn't work when it's too cold. I know you didn't mention salt, but salt does not work when it's too cold. Apparently snowplows also turn to jelly when it's this cold I guess, I don't know.
But definitely remember to git gud because the city doesn't need to plow, you just need to drive better on snow. In fact, snow doesn't exist. You're hallucinating, it never snowed. It's fine.
To sum up, SALT DOES NOT WORK WHEN IT'S TOO COLD. Also git gud, and there's no snow. See your doctor. And get some salt for fuck sake. Good luck. Cool.
sametimenplace t1_j1g69d6 wrote
lmao what
Cloud_Disconnected t1_j1g6pkx wrote
There was a similar thread earlier and I'm poking fun at the answers from that one.
Edit: And a couple of the comments here, looks like.
Stay safe!
sametimenplace t1_j1g7zgl wrote
lmao have a good one maye
Cloud_Disconnected t1_j1giu79 wrote
Jesus. They even downvoted you for telling me to have a good one.
sametimenplace t1_j1gjch0 wrote
that’s what i’m sayin lol getting butthurt because their town is full of meth heads and mega churches
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