Redd_October t1_jdzv32m wrote on March 28, 2023 at 12:24 PM

Reply to comment by myowngalactus in Twitter will no longer recommend tweets from unverified accounts, blocks non-Blue users from voting in polls by KingBlue2

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Twitter Diamond: For $200 a month you can delete one tweet a day posted by an unverified account.

Twitter Ultimate: For $44 Billion dollars (one time payment) you can be a little manchild bitch who throws a fit when people don't like your tweets as you burn the company to the ground.

mizmoxiev t1_je0gnsh wrote on March 28, 2023 at 3:04 PM

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(While paying HIM for the privilege of being in his presence)