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sirhackenslash t1_jebougu wrote

Also it will only be available to the ultra rich

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ParadigmCG t1_jebqg31 wrote

Nah, you're thinking too poor.

We'll be able to get it, we have infinite time to repay the loan*

* The loan will be large enough that you'll never pay it down due to interest and if you get upset your recurring treatments will no longer get loans.

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grue2000 t1_jebrg36 wrote

Infinite indentured servitude.

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ParadigmCG t1_jebsb92 wrote

Now we're thinking rich

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Western-Image7125 t1_jebviyz wrote

And no one repays their loan in full, interest keeps going on increasing. So the debt increases exponentially forever. Until the day the house of cards comes crashing down and people/banks need their money back for some reason. Then there’ll be widespread bloodshed and fighting and suddenly nobody is immortal because nobody is safe. So the earth is rid of humans as it always should have been.

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TerryP_2000 t1_jecng53 wrote

Yearly subscription. Fine print will say they reserve the right to cancel at any time.

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eugene20 t1_jeddbpg wrote

Without infinite production available, it would still be going to the highest bidders first and that would cut out what loans could be gained for all but those already with credit ratings so high only the incredibly rich achieve.

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brocka684 t1_jeesyww wrote

Or…You just get Real poor and Default on the loan. Fcuk it! You’re already gonna be living for Much longer. Might as well crash your credit score and high tail it into the Beach. Live off the land and Never be seen again!

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Throwaway08080909070 t1_jebvqe1 wrote

If you're going to fantasize based on nonexistent tech that absolutely isn't on the horizon, why make it the same old doomer fantasy?

Be creative, even if you are depressed.

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