SsiSsiSsiSsi t1_izyngri wrote
You think Elon Musk would do that? Just go and make false claims for his own benefit? /s
burstdiggler t1_izyyjtp wrote
If Elon is lying then why am I making $2K per day using my Model 3 as a robitaxi? It fits nicely in the back of my Cybertruck which still has enough power to tow my Roadster. for like 800 miles. On one charge.
/s
SlickTopTommy t1_izz14ur wrote
It’s true, I’m the cybertruck
Standgeblasen t1_j00bzsx wrote
How’s that broken window doing? Did they patch it yet?
Dumpster_Fetus t1_j00t7bx wrote
It's been 8 hours. I'm afraid... he's dealing with tesla customer service.
TW_Yellow78 t1_j09yw8r wrote
He'll look into it.
greenbayva t1_izzbrok wrote
The addition of the /s’ makes me sad that it’s needed on Reddit, but I get it.
TW_Yellow78 t1_j09yk4x wrote
Did you happen to see the guy that managed to go from San Francisco to New York without touching his steering wheel in 2017. Of course not in a Tesla, he walked.
burstdiggler t1_j0a2pnk wrote
I tried that once in my Tesla cause the yoke fell off, leaving me no choice. I made it as far as the first stop sign and then parked under a tractor trailer that my FSD missed.
lolexecs t1_izyxunz wrote
Wait, are you saying Musk is cybertrucking the shit out of this?
littleMAS t1_izzmemp wrote
Elon's reality distortion field is different than Steve Jobs'.
SpecialNose9325 t1_j01760e wrote
Steve Jobs reality distortion field actually delivered. Elon has promised "FSD next year" for the past 9 years.
mainelinerzzzzz t1_izzqsq0 wrote
Gross vehicle weight is the maximum weight of the vehicle with its cargo, occupants and all fluids. I’m not sure what a trucks true or rolling weight is called. No lies we’re told.
pwalkz t1_j00fgk3 wrote
Remember when he said that truck window wouldn't shatter?
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