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pessimistoptimist t1_izzlnsa wrote

Reply to comment by azurleaf in Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried refuses to testify before Senate, committee says. by AdamCannon

He pissed then off without having a blackbook in his pocket that had dates and names of people invovled in 'certain activities'

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sleepingwiththefishs t1_j005rsp wrote

All that gets you is hung.

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humanefly t1_j00qpyq wrote

I figure if I were as wealthy and connected as Epstein, with a black book like that I should be able to smuggle in some drugs to put me in a coma that is so convincing I appear to be dead, and then the prison will call an ambulance, when the "ambulance" comes my employees will come inside the prison, put my on a stretcher and carry me out and no one will stop them. I'll have them shut off the cameras first, and have the guards take a nap just to be sure no one sees me taking the drugs and falling into a coma.

Once I'm out, all I really have to do is bribe a coroner I guess

Then I guess eventually I might get some facial reconstruction surgery but it's not really a pressing matter, because I'm "dead."

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