Okay I've jumped in at episode 750 on Youtube and like the retro title sequence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub8JnX0U-cE&t=79s

This cold open is interesting with its time jumps and tonal jumps but what's this... the accents are a bit hard to follow. What vernacular is this? I'm going to have a hard time working out the mystery if I can't make out all the words.

Wait... are these characters speaking German?! I don't speak that!

THANKS A LOT.