HarryHacker42 t1_jadjwfw wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:45 PM

Reply to comment by NostradaMart in TIFU by telling my job I was too drunk to come into work today by PlotHole2017

>And if they ask for details, always lead with diarrhea runny and made a mess in the bathroom but I feel too sick to clean it up right now. They won't ask for details again.

ShadowDV t1_jadkfw2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:48 PM

Do a Ferris Bueller and have sound effects ready to go as well.

albatroopa t1_jadpe32 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:19 PM

Yeah, I needed a day off for an interview and started going into detail about my 'colonoscopy.' I was told to take as much time as I needed.

HarryHacker42 t1_jadtxly wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:47 PM

Hey, if you want the video, I can pay an extra $99 for the tape. If you want to cover that, I'll buy it for you. We can all sit in the lunch room and watch it together.