Yeah, I needed a day off for an interview and started going into detail about my 'colonoscopy.' I was told to take as much time as I needed.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "hey, don't you think you might be an alcoholic, with all the bars you frequent?"

The horse says "I think not!" And disappears in a cloud of smoke.

Now, if you know anything about philosophy, you'll be laughing, because of the saying 'Cogito ergo sum.'

I could have explained that before the joke, but it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

Came here to ask if he meant candy caning.

Hopper bismuth like this is grown synthetically. You can do it on your stove.

The terrible part is that people would attend.

This is actually lab grown bismuth. Native bismuth is just a dull grey and doesn't usually form the hopper crystals.