TIFU by watching porn in high volume

Submitted by Wathik-Jedidi t3_1169d72 in tifu

I was in my room as always and there were 20 guests in the house and my mom was with them. i'm not social and rarely talk to anyone so i just hid in my room. Out of boredom i felt like watching porn just like every sunday so i did that but i recently bought a new phone and i'm not quite used to it yet so i accidentally turned the volume all the way to the highest and i'm pretty sure the whole neighborhood heard that moan.

My life flashed before my eyes and i felt like my life ended. I was really embarrassed and the whole house went silent along with some soft and awkward laughs. I never got out of my room nor showed my face to any of these guests. My mom didn't bring it up to me. Has anyone of y'all experienced something similar? Let me know how you managed to get over it because my face is still red to this very moment.

TL;DR: I accidentally watched porn in high volume and guests heard it.

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j96ac25 wrote

> I felt like watching porn just like every Sunday

Some people go to church on Sunday, others go to pornhub

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Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j96euqe wrote

I prefer pornhub

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Whane17 t1_j9ad6i2 wrote

I feel like the stories on it are more realistic.

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j9awo4b wrote

And all the pornhub stories have happy endings, no one is miserable or burning in hell

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legallyvermin t1_j98eu1s wrote

Where the fuck else an I supposed to get my Holy Spirit?

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Sentrymon t1_j95nyiv wrote

They'll forget it. You probably won't but no one else will probably talk about it.

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IdiotsThrowaway1373 t1_j96td8g wrote

I’ve done this lol, nothing comes of it except embarrassment, no one really cares though

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Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j96vaq9 wrote

Yeah but everytime i see my parents they have that "you naughty bitch" look

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IdiotsThrowaway1373 t1_j96vgsq wrote

Lmao, you’re good man, it’ll pass, not for you though, just for the others, this will haunt you when you’re trying to sleep for years

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Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j96w7kn wrote

Similar situations happened to me so it shouldn't really interrupt my sleep. I'll think about it everyday if see one of the guests though, and they probably will too

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DizeeRS t1_j973fzf wrote

Say you got memed on tik tok

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Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j974474 wrote

I'll say that if they bring it up. Doubt they'll believe it

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blondeblonde12345 t1_j96wxsr wrote

It could’ve been a movie or an ad or whatever. That happens sometimes for me when I stream movies on shady websites and suddenly get redirected to some porn ad. And I wouldn’t think it was porn if I heard that because I wouldn’t believe anyone would even watch porn with 20+ guests in the house and especially not with the volume high😂

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Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j96xsa7 wrote

You're right. But mine sounded straight out of a porn video. Like a video that i 100% wanted to see since ads rarely start that way. It's still embarrassing in both cases though.

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RockyJayyy t1_j9c7hen wrote

My man likes to live dangerously...

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Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j9iz7hj wrote

"Life without masturbation is like a woman without a rump."

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Temene t1_j9d7qsy wrote

Ok, I'll ask it...Did you go back to masturbating after that?

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Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j9evp8e wrote

Nothing can stop me from masturbating,I even watched that same video

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Falconflyer75 t1_j9dnpz0 wrote

I’m afraid it’s gonna haunt u till u move out, let that be motivation

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