Falconflyer75
Falconflyer75 t1_je89b92 wrote
Reply to TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
I’m pretty sure any reasonable person would call that an honest mistake
Falconflyer75 t1_je88cu4 wrote
If it was just a porn addiction, that might not be too bad, but calling escorts…..
Falconflyer75 t1_je885hc wrote
Reply to comment by LNikon720 in TIFU by planning my husband's 40th birthday party by [deleted]
They might be more cautious but given the volume of partners and let’s face it the type of partner, there’s still quite a bit of risk
Falconflyer75 t1_jdyix63 wrote
Well someone has to give this response
“Sweeet home Alabama”
Falconflyer75 t1_jdvid8r wrote
Reply to comment by bigwavedave000 in Everything was scarier when we were kids because our imaginations hadn’t been crushed yet. by Lemon_m1lk
Or when you thought the handful of adults you could hold a conversation with was the exception
Falconflyer75 t1_j9xfp6n wrote
That’s not really a joke, it’s a super obvious fact,
also friendly advice there’s some stuff that u just don’t mess around with (disabled folks are usually close to the top of that list)
Falconflyer75 t1_j9x7tbf wrote
Reply to comment by Lojl in [OC] My sweet angel Mateo, basically wants to snuggle in my arms all day, and I happily oblige. Look at that face💘😍🥲 by Lojl
Lol I guess if I had that on my lap I wouldn’t be motivated to step away from my workstation either
Falconflyer75 t1_j9x3481 wrote
Reply to comment by Lojl in [OC] My sweet angel Mateo, basically wants to snuggle in my arms all day, and I happily oblige. Look at that face💘😍🥲 by Lojl
How exactly do U get any work done?
Falconflyer75 t1_j9dnpz0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by watching porn in high volume by Wathik-Jedidi
I’m afraid it’s gonna haunt u till u move out, let that be motivation
Falconflyer75 t1_j9dhkkk wrote
Reply to comment by Derpguycool in TIFU by fighting two guys over a car that isn't even mine. by Derpguycool
U should put it online and let the ads pay your medical bills
Falconflyer75 t1_j98kpqk wrote
Reply to "I'm not moving, get used to me lady" by jemahAeo
So did she adopt him?
Falconflyer75 t1_j7nfdk2 wrote
Reply to comment by Citizen-Kang in MP who watched adult movie in the middle of parliament session resigns: Here's what he said by Moug-10
I don’t think it’s prudish to say time and place, if u said not even in the privacy of your own home then you’d likely fall in that category
Falconflyer75 t1_j791qsd wrote
Reply to comment by Remy-today in Echolocation could give small robots the ability to find lost people by thebelsnickle1991
They actually referenced that in a behind the scenes special https://youtu.be/-Oa2CXJMXnw
Falconflyer75 t1_j6kkvzt wrote
Yeah I definitely want to pick him up
Falconflyer75 t1_j61nfcx wrote
Reply to LPT You will never please or be liked by everyone. It didn't work for Jesus, Buddha, and Confucius, and it won't work for you. by [deleted]
I think Keanu pulled it off (though in seriousness good tip)
Falconflyer75 t1_j5sgpwf wrote
Reply to LPT: If you want to train yourself to sleep on your back to alleviate shoulder and back pain etc, get 3 extra pillows and follow these steps by pinacolada12345
Ive slept on my right shoulder for years and it’s crazy round, maybe this is what I need to fix it
Falconflyer75 t1_j5r3xyx wrote
Reply to I need a reason [Text] by svedge_weed
When life sucks the repose is to figure out what would make it suck less
Falconflyer75 t1_j5qrl2f wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my boyfriend by [deleted]
If you feel bad about breaking his heart then till him that the pill messed with your head, you never stopped loving him and fix it
Don’t waste time saying you fucked up on Reddit that has zero chance of fixing anything
For crying out loud you actually have a valid excuse and u haven’t used it? If u had said I wanted to shop around then u leave him alone because then it comes off like you’re just settling for him
But if it was just the pill then go for it
Falconflyer75 t1_j4own3z wrote
Honestly it’s on the other guy, you had every reason to assume he was single, as long as u didn’t knowingly hook up with someone in a relationship you’re almost as much a victim as his poor gf
Whom honestly you should track down and tell if U can
Falconflyer75 t1_j4f7ttp wrote
Reply to comment by Phatsam1987 in TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
I don’t think they’d reach it in time, and comeon the op is mortified enough
Falconflyer75 t1_j4ekfmh wrote
Reply to TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
Okay
I’m gonna assume at least 5 of your male coworkers were just gaming during the meeting and missed it,
I figure 2 women seeing…. isn’t too bad
And then one guy was nice enough to shut your camera off
So that just leaves 2
Falconflyer75 t1_j1ru7ba wrote
Reply to comment by ivan-slimer in South Korea lifts ban on imported sex dolls by icantbenormal
That’s just it though, tone of women use vibrators for masterbation and like it, would a doll being used in a way I described not be something they’d be interested in?
It really should appeal to the same market as the vibrator market from my pov
Falconflyer75 t1_j1rfyvk wrote
Reply to comment by ivan-slimer in South Korea lifts ban on imported sex dolls by icantbenormal
At the risk of sounding gross, I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a market for it,
women already get a ton of satisfaction from vibrators (usually more than they get out of the real thing)
U figure a sex doll with a vibrator attached would be basically unstoppable (u get the feeling of a body wrapped around u plus the…stimulation)
Falconflyer75 t1_j1a3r62 wrote
Reply to comment by GreenEggPage in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
Lol so what’s it like having a daughter that’s mentally older than u, (sincerely a 30 year old whose probably 15 in reality)
Falconflyer75 t1_jefmasq wrote
Reply to Ukraine wants to stop its athletes from facing Russians by PrincessBananas85
Shouldn’t they be more inclined to beat them?