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Eyes_and_teeth t1_jd5fhzk wrote

Of course it's gonna end up being her Toyota.

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Ninjaxas OP t1_jd6o9im wrote

Its not hers, I know her car, but actually if it was hers, I would atleast be able to save my conscience and display my gentlemen manners by offering to remove the turd from the window.

We just woke up and she is getting prepared to drive me to airport. The shit is still there I can see.

I decided I will just payoff this karma debt in different ways as claning a 'random' poop from a strangers car in front of her is kind of sus.

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Retrac752 t1_jd6whvi wrote

God, imagine if u did clean it up off the car in front of her, shed wonder "what the fuck, why" for the rest of her life, because there is zero chance she puts together that u cleaned it up because it's yours, because you took a shit and couldn't flush it, panicked, and threw it out the window because you didn't want to ruin your vibes

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ReliefOpening6793 t1_jd77fqz wrote

This is the second best poop story I've heard The third one is someone pooping in the toilet tank for revenge

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QueenRemi t1_jd79t85 wrote

Is the first best the poop knife? I really thought this was gonna end with OP using a kitchen knife to send his poop down

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ReliefOpening6793 t1_jd7am5f wrote

No it was a prostitute using my co workers car hood so she could shit in the street pulled her pants up and started yelling 20 dollars!

The poop knife thing made me want to vomit lol

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Elder_Tig t1_jd86gjw wrote

I believed the poop knife story was completely made up.. Until I actually needed a poop knife. Was a rough day

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ReliefOpening6793 t1_jda55ag wrote

I'm smashing it with the plunger or brush and throwing it out before I fuck up my knife set lol

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Tyetus t1_jd7krqk wrote

that's when you point it out "bro, did someone literally shit on that persons car? what the hell!"

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absolve yourself!

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eric_tai t1_jd9u7hb wrote

Maayyyvbe you were Karma's instrument and there was reason for this car to receive poop. 😉🙏🏼

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zoinkability t1_jd6jr9f wrote

In the romantic comedy it’s either her Toyota or her parents’

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FarMap6136 t1_jd75iz9 wrote

It feels like this was written for Borat or Jason Biggs or an early Tom Hanks to be cast in this little romcom

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