Submitted by PersimmonWestern151 t3_xzzix1 in tifu
billhaigh t1_irp7t3v wrote
That why you should only use a real penis - he can always pull it out.
;-)
mirin_rosewood t1_irpbzvx wrote
as long as it's not detachable!
billhaigh t1_irpdoro wrote
Wasn't that a King Missle song?
PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irp7y58 wrote
Why were people telling me I should’ve tied a string on it?!
GreasyToast325 t1_irpacbb wrote
It would be like starting a lawnmower.
GucciPoonTapper t1_irpfwm0 wrote
Lmfao
sklos70 t1_irpg2lw wrote
Today's Nobel Prize for superb reality goes to GreasyToast325
invent_or_die t1_irpi6b9 wrote
rrrriiippp
NerdHerder77 t1_irp8nkb wrote
Quick and easy retrieval I guess? I'm surprised the doctor at the hospital didn't try the ol' butchers twine and lube trick. You must have the anus muscles of Superman himself to not have enough room for butchers twine.
frlejo t1_irpbyxz wrote
String might break. Use 30# fishing line
RespectableLurker555 t1_irpe6wo wrote
50# at least
Vordeo t1_irphcx2 wrote
Well, yes, but if you show up at a chess tournament with a dude's dick up your ass the organizers will probably realize something is up.
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