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Damien_Blaq t1_ixjcovv wrote

The first time I slept with my son's mother, I did something similar. I picked her up off of the couch we were making out on, carried her into the bedroom with her legs wrapped around me, then proceeded to put her down on the bed in a dark room... I miscalculated the positioning of the bed, and ended up full on body slamming her into the floor NEXT TO the bed... Fortunately, she was not hurt and we laughed hard about it. As you can see in the beginning of this story, she still let me smash even after smashing her into the floor.

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MooTheGrass t1_ixjsin6 wrote

why "my son's mother" instead of "my wife" lol

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fuckimtrash t1_ixks2yd wrote

Yea figured they would have just said my girlfriend/my ex lol

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fss71 t1_ixjl94e wrote

Why not just say wife / ex-wife? Lol

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Ocean_Spice t1_ixjncjz wrote

… You are aware pregnancy can happen outside of marriage, yes? Like fertility doesn’t only kick in once you’re legally married.

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fss71 t1_ixjs1ym wrote

Absolutely and usually that could be a girlfriend and based on the reply it may seem like it wasn’t a girlfriend either so it seems like the mother could have been a friend of whatever relationship they had or currently have

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Damien_Blaq t1_ixjtk2k wrote

It seemed easier and less wordy then saying "The woman I was dating for 4 years, went on to have a child with, then break up with for 6 years, and get back together with a couple days ago."... I dunno... Maybe that would have gotten point of the story across better.

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zookeeper4312 t1_ixjv88y wrote

Not sure anything u said could've gotten the point over any better in this case

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Vivistolethecheese t1_ixjxulf wrote

I understand what you said, but since people are complaining, you could use "partner" or "ex-partner" I guess. What you said works perfectly already though.

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EternalPinkMist t1_ixkj8sl wrote

What if it was a one night stand and she refused to abort. That's not an ex anything.

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Ocean_Spice t1_ixkjpsn wrote

Or someone who’d been a fwb or something, people still have sex outside being in a relationship.

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The_R1NG t1_ixoduph wrote

Not confusing at all, some people are just dumb as fuck. Really “why not say wife or girlfriend” if people spent two seconds thinking they’d realize that it most likely didn’t apply

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