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tyrsalt t1_ixk6opr wrote

Reply to comment by KaelosFenrir in TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr

This reminds me the first week my wife and I were married. I am an active sleeper and do a lot of tossing and turning. I flipped over and back handed her across her portable stress balls. Another night I was dreaming I was fighting apparently for my life. In my dream I won and was getting ready to knee the for in the head. Turns out I did the biggest wind up to knee my wife right in the tailbone.

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KaelosFenrir t1_ixl14qp wrote

Oh jeez. I mean I toss and turn a lot too but never this bad haha. Poor wife. I'm sure she understood and put some hospital straps on you from then on. XD

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tyrsalt t1_ixm53ur wrote

I did get better and switched to talking but now with a disabled child we sleep in separate beds. We have a nurse for 3 nights so we can hang out, she gets 2 nights watching her, and I take the weekend’s watching her.

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spook7886 t1_ixlhu6v wrote

My wife woke me up punching me in her sleep, and in my sleep I parried her punches.

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