Submitted by Throwawayplayers t3_zyx3w5 in tifu

Throwaway account cause my friends browse my regular account.

A little background:

Part one: I drove up to my girlfriends house who lives out of state to celebrate her birthday today.

Part two: Something we both do before a visit is avoid pleasuring ourselves for the few days prior in order to maximize pleasure with each other.

Part three: My girlfriend has been getting really into crocheting recently and decided to make a very large version of the D.Va Tokki logo from Overwatch as a sort of wall mounted decor. She started by drawing the logo on a 4’ x 3’ sheet of paper and is using it as a template for the crocheting itself.

Now the fuck up… After a long night with her family celebrating her birthday (and teasing each other all the while) we got home and almost immediately got down to business. As we’re nearing the end she’s on her stomach with me on top and she tells me to finish on her back… let’s just say I underestimated the power off my sploodge. On her ass, her back, her hair, her face (somehow), and most importantly to the story; all over the paper template on the other end of the room. There are now massive wet stains covering a good portion of it (even after immediately wiping it down as best as I could)

Thankfully she burst into peels of laughter rather than tears. We both laughed about it for a while and she insisted that I share it here.

Tl;dr I shot cum half way across the room onto a paper rabbits face while having sex with my girlfriend.

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First_Citron9367 t1_j2894t7 wrote

Your partner sounds like she has a good sense of humor. Keep her laughing for the rest of her life and your golden.

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naph8it t1_j288y2x wrote

As soon as she laughs you're off the hook.

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Throwawayplayers OP t1_j289db9 wrote

I guess I should have clarified, she’s been utilizing her families help on it from time to time so now there will be questions that we’d really rather not answer honestly

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Zombeikid t1_j2cp19u wrote

Spilled water/coffee/soda on it and had to trash it. Simple enough

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iandriuxas t1_j28botg wrote

You should try going for the world record, so far I believe its 9 meters, you're at least halfway there!

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fredsam25 t1_j2bbr50 wrote

Is there both a distance and height record? A high cum, if you will?

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OkVolume1 t1_j28a8tc wrote

She's experimenting with crocheting needles, but you're the one doing the poking.

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manonymus t1_j28u1uu wrote

Ricocheted onto a crochet whilst using your crotch , eh?

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ChanceApollo t1_j2bl5wr wrote

And then he ran into my crochet hook. He ran into my crochet hook ten times.

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kimmyorjimmy t1_j29suw2 wrote

Okay, first of all, HILARIOUS.

Second: She can definitely salvage the project a couple of ways depending on what she's making and the yarn content. If y'all need any help, post over on r/crochet.

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Katnis85 t1_j2biuec wrote

Sounds like it hit the paper and not the yarn. If that's the case yikes but not the worst thing that could happen.

If it hit the yarn I hope she sews the ends in as she goes or that will be an experience as she weaves them in to be able to wash it.

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OB1KENOB t1_j2cciwh wrote

A wonderful and very well told story

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Psycho_Kronos t1_j2b8x8e wrote

Is she going to keep her crochet project and the cum soaked into it?

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Throwawayplayers OP t1_j2bs7mi wrote

It was just the paper template that got soaked, the actual yarn was thankfully missed

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St6ticc t1_j2cs1k8 wrote

I wanna find your main account and show your friends💀

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hisokascumdumpster6 t1_j2akixd wrote

can she also make me a tokki decoration that sounds so cute

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Sorta_machinist t1_j2b5dkw wrote

Your a damn cannon!!! Kaboom kaboom kaboom!!!!

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