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lizziebordensbae OP t1_j1w05h6 wrote
Reply to comment by Leprai in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Lmao long time smoker here and I was so cold and so hungry that it was worth opening a can, dumping it in a pot and waiting a bit
TigzyGee t1_j1w6nql wrote
>I was so cold
My recommendation for your next family Christmas vacation, come to a hot country like Australia, that way you won't be cold needing soup, you can munch down on icecream instead 😜
nysraved t1_j1w9o0o wrote
I know Australia is probably a great place but I have an irrational fear that if I visited, I would be eaten by a gigantic spider/snake or dropkicked by a kangaroo.
I’ll take my chances with a gas stove
PanTran420 t1_j1wut5a wrote
What you really have to watch out for are the Drop Bears
TraqJoker t1_j1x5l44 wrote
Just come to New Zealand instead of aus. We have no creatures that are deadly and you also wouldn't have to put up with Australians, so it's a win win really 😂
chmath80 t1_j1y2ln3 wrote
We do have a few Australians in NZ though. Thought I heard one talking the other day, but when I turned round I couldn't see anyone drinking XXXX, and I didn't want to accuse an innocent local of being Australian, so I didn't involve the authorities.
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DancingShallots t1_j1wexht wrote
Uhm, do you have a source for countries not letting in people with autism? That sounds a bit far fetched tbh.
Horsedogs_human t1_j1wf88u wrote
Wtf. Why do you think you would not be able to visit New Zealand?
lizziebordensbae OP t1_j1wi4ss wrote
It's immigration that's harder for autistics, not visiting. Getting a visitors visa shouldn't be an issue.
PM-me-fancy-beer t1_j1wug8p wrote
Wut? I really wanna know where you got this impression. Those border security shows are one of my mate's special interests, and never have we ever gotten the idea that neurodiversity is an exilable offence. I'm now imagining customs agents giving Reading the Mind in the Eyes tests
SaintZdid t1_j1wo17r wrote
nice try. no one is visiting that jungle.
regular_gnoll_NEIN t1_j1wqlqg wrote
This exact thing happened with me and friends also at a rented cottage. We survived because the slide doors were open for the breeze, but almost died when i was getting ready to spark my morning smoke before i sniffed and was like "whats that smell? Ohhh drunk people didnt turn the stove off" lmfaooo
Leprai t1_j1w1lcu wrote
Yeah, I've been smoking for a decade or so, although currently enlisted, so not nearly as much as I used to. Just gotten used to cold meals, so when I do smoke, it's reading and videos. No moving unless absolutely necessary haha.
waynesunderworld t1_j1wmab1 wrote
Enlisted like Military?
Leprai t1_j1wq1k2 wrote
Yes, indeed. Around six years now.
waynesunderworld t1_j1ws6l4 wrote
Oh cool. If you don't mind me asking, how do you get around the random tests? I've never tried cause I'm too scared.
Leprai t1_j1wssxh wrote
It's super simple, actually. I limit myself based on known time frames for those tests. Not to mention, I don't smoke nearly as much as I used so, so my system is clean way faster than a habitual user. For example, I'm on leave currently. I smoked for a couple of days, but in this instance, I haven't smoked since September ish. So my system will be clean in under two weeks, if not less. (Just FYI, it's based on amount and potency as well, but the most important factor is how often you do it.) I've also made friends with the UPLs, and they let me know a bit ahead of time, too.
waynesunderworld t1_j1wugql wrote
Okay makes alot of sense. I've only ever accidentally indulged due to THC vapes in bars but this seems like a simple way to just get back into it lightly. Thanks for the info! I've just finished year 11 this month.
Leprai t1_j1wumq9 wrote
Heck yeah. Mind if I send you a message? I've got a link to an article for you.
waynesunderworld t1_j1wuy5w wrote
Yep I don't mind.
KELVALL t1_j1wttng wrote
BS.
Leprai t1_j1wuevv wrote
You may think so, but it's tried and true for the tests, at least in the service. There's definitely articles about this as well. There's one article in particular I used for research, but I can't post links I'm pretty sure.
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