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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6kr56m wrote
Croissants would be an excellent new unit of measurement
GoldZX10R t1_j6kt2i1 wrote
It will look like they're trying to telepathically connect with the croissant
Donkeeeeeeeee t1_j6mgvjm wrote
I read the TLDR and I'm confused
MrsUnitsLostTab t1_j6o3ubt wrote
I read the whole thing and I'm still confused.
Hazardbeard t1_j6n56kb wrote
Have you considered measuring tape and therapy?
MikeHock_is_GONE t1_j6o5rpj wrote
when your mom comes down to the kitchen in the morning, place the croissant on your face but when she looks at your funny, put it against your ear like you are on the phone.. then walk away while talking into the croissant
ShitBritGit t1_j6kpvu3 wrote
Measure your face with the croissant.