How many surgeries do you think have to be done before the facility has paid for itself?

And, let’s keep going here, do you think those are the only costs involved in entirely replacing a human’s face? Equipment. Supplies. Finite materials. A place to do it that someone had to spend several hundred million dollars to build. The diagnostic work and preparation beforehand, as the surgeons planned what to do and the teams got things ready. His recovery.

Until we get matter replicators, I’m sorry, but some things are going to be inherently resource heavy to do regardless of whether we choose to assign a currency value to it or not.

Exactly how much do you think the time of a team of world class specialist surgeons and everyone assisting them is worth? Nothing?

That’s crazy. I once did something incredibly stupid and wound up with second degree burns on my thumb and that shit took forever to heal and still looks a little funny ten years later. Stem cells are the shit.

After having his entire face and ear burnt off? Yeah bud, that happens a lot, it’s called PTSD.

Penile injections are a major thing in porn too.

Male porn star seems like a decent way to make a living until you spend just five more minutes thinking about what all that ACTUALLY entails.

I also understand it to be an analysis so terribly conducted as to basically be worthless and meaningless, which is a great comfort to myself and my absolutely hilariously adorable penis.

Early is the pretty clear answer here. I don’t know if the old notion that cats respond better to names ending in a long e sound is a myth or not but I stick to it with my cats and it works for me.

Have you considered measuring tape and therapy?

I would pay any amount of money for one scene of Django making fun of Jackson for being a fucking weirdo. Preferably in front of Lee and Longstreet.