That’s kinda traumatizing but your mom sounds like she’s fun at parties.

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Your mom has been there/done that. 😂😂😂

your mom sounds chill😂but that’s also kinda fucked up to say because imagine if a girls dad slapped her ass as she went back in to have sex. Either way sounds like a normal funny situation😂lucky to have a chill mom

Lies.

r/ihavesex

Your ma sounds like a right laugh

Can confirm

I had a gf dad ask to smell my fingers once no joke.i dragged them right across his face, applied shoes and advanced in the other direction!

That’s so weird, I’d be pissed and also pretty grossed out, once my cousin smelled mine after hanging out with a girl cause she figured I was up to something and was a little too young to be lol

Holy shit this exists. Cringe is strong in that sub

The same thing happened to me and my gf, but my mom just got furious and tried to humiliate us, wich worked for her as my gf never ever wanted to touch me in my room again.

This. There's no good way to find out your kid is sexually active, but if anything, she did it about as right as possible.

Which is to say, embarrass the hell out of you and remind you why not to plan to have sex while she's home. ; )

Your mom is actually pretty awesome because of that