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ignore-me-plz t1_j8wwazt wrote
I thought you were joking until I clicked the link lmao
ApplesAreSweet t1_j8wx5be wrote
As an American I just assumed Maryland because everyone knows every redditor is also American
SwabbieTheMan t1_j8xco8m wrote
Well there probably was an Old Bay in Dogger land too
angryhobbit376 t1_j8xtlus wrote
Eyyyyy. As a Marylander, I was very confused as to why we are measuring area in relation to Maryland
wbarchunt t1_j8yzwzh wrote
Americans will measure is anything but the metric system
AdmiralSirJohn t1_j8zp7ez wrote
Except for soft drinks and ammunition.
Ent_Trip_Newer t1_j8xz3if wrote
Ditto
imakepoordecision t1_j8zd1ty wrote
Same. Everyone knows that Rhode Island and Texas are the measurement states
HBPhilly1 t1_j9adzyi wrote
Arghhhh. As a non Marylanderer, I am more confused as to why you haven't been using the marylandtric system in relation to area. Like I bought home yesterday, nothing big just a 4 bedroom-5 bath bungalow and when I asked the size the realtor just said smaller than a Maryland but big enough for a few Marilyn's if you catch my dick. We laughed for a few minutes and then I paid cash and left the gas station with a smile.
xrobertcmx t1_j902hcw wrote
We are a very oddly shaped state.
alxwx t1_j8yobar wrote
r/usdefaultism
thisimpetus t1_j90yco5 wrote
As a Canadian I also assumed this and for the same reason.
That and Americans really like to avoid comprehensible units.
Karl-Hevacheck t1_j8xo0hk wrote
dude I thought I was joking too, i only read the abstract xD
Plz_make_me_good t1_j8y3x7j wrote
What sort low class sow doesn't know that MD stands for Mesolithic Doggerland? Certainly not me. no sir
ChetManly91 t1_j8yy01s wrote
I’m from MD, but now I’ve gotta google Mesolithic Doggerland.
conventionalWisdumb t1_j8zhmgu wrote
According to 23andMe my paternal haplogroup is from Doggerland.
Haydos21 t1_j8xtv72 wrote
Cheers thankyou
ScienceMomCO t1_j8zbud3 wrote
I figured this was the tsunami they talked about on the Time Team special
whiteridge t1_j8zynrn wrote
This comment deserves more votes than the post. Make it so redditors! ✊
my4coins t1_j8vsihm wrote
As an European i would prefer alternative examples to MD.
jrizzle86 t1_j8wqtlr wrote
Bloody Americans using Matt Damon as a unit of size, haven’t they heard of London Buses!
Clanstantine t1_j8wrcvq wrote
Matt Damon is an absolute unit
easytarget2000 t1_j8wt2qi wrote
Do you mean Gary Buses?
MyDadsGlassesCase OP t1_j8vsnnq wrote
Cyprus?
Americans: How the hell have I meant to know what Cyprus is and what the size of it is?
dulce_3t_decorum_3st t1_j8vtzss wrote
Also:
- Belgium
- Moldova
- Albania
- Armenia
- Guinea
- Lesotho
- Hawaii
- Taiwan
il_duomino t1_j8wdlz7 wrote
What the fuck are all these type of flavors
dadbod001 t1_j8wiouh wrote
No they’re stripper names
cracking t1_j8wo7rs wrote
Moldova is an irresistibly sexy name
jamesGastricFluid t1_j8yu11p wrote
I like the tag team duo of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
TWiesengrund t1_j8vy5ku wrote
How many bananas is that?
LongStrangeTrips t1_j8w3i1h wrote
I mean… even the fattest doctor wouldn’t be that big…
Clanstantine t1_j8wrae2 wrote
As an American I need examples to be in how many football fields could you fit in it.
RuViking t1_j8xvfy0 wrote
As a non American, you should probably know that we all call 'soccer' Football and what you play is called soft rugby.
Clanstantine t1_j8y3505 wrote
As an American this doesn't help me understand how big something is. I am only capable of understanding sizes of things as compared to American football fields.
RuViking t1_j8y38av wrote
It's definitely more than one od those.
Clanstantine t1_j8y6lgn wrote
Thanks
VeryJoyfulHeart59 t1_j8z99eb wrote
You should know that we Americans call it soccer because the Brits did first.
AdmiralSirJohn t1_j8zpe49 wrote
Gridiron is the polite term.
p8nt_junkie t1_j8xvgb5 wrote
Monsieur De gaulle
/s
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fbpw131 t1_j8vrsv6 wrote
mountain dew? massive d? mega dinosaur? McDonalds?
LMW_PoE t1_j8vvn79 wrote
Doctor of Medicine
Sir-Viette t1_j8y0hdy wrote
Moctor of Dedicine
i_cum_while_pooping t1_j8y8n1q wrote
MY
DICK
lets fucking go
fragrancias t1_j8ww0ch wrote
Maryland.
MyDadsGlassesCase OP t1_j8vrw0k wrote
I don't think MD is a recognised abbreviation of any of those
edit: in fact, as a Scotsman I can categorically state that MD has never been an abbreviation for the name McDonald. McD, yes, but never MD
MathBuster t1_j8vs801 wrote
So what does MD stand for? I'm confused too.
MyDadsGlassesCase OP t1_j8vsbdr wrote
Maryland. Sorry, I thought that was common knowledge. If you type in "What is the size of MD?" Google comes up straight away with that so I presume it was a recognised term. Obviously not. Sorry
MathBuster t1_j8vse8r wrote
As a non-american I would have never guessed MD stands for 'Maryland'.
I'll also need to pull up a map because I have no idea how big Maryland actually is.
BrokenEye3 t1_j8vsxo8 wrote
As an American, I'm right there with you. Where the fuck did the D come from? Why not, like, M... Y? Is there an MY? I don't think there's an MY.
jesteruru t1_j8vuprv wrote
Mentucky is already using MY. They had a bit of a spat with Myoming, but prevailed in the end
What-And_Why t1_j90m17f wrote
Comment made my day.
MyDadsGlassesCase OP t1_j8vtfap wrote
We're the same with postcodes in the UK. Edinburgh is EH but Croydon is CR, even though there is no CN. And Shetland is ZE (but, in their defence that's cos the council was called Zetland until 1975. Still confuses everyone nowadays though)
SaintUlvemann t1_j8yq2lo wrote
There was apparently a system of traditional abbreviations before the introduction of the current set of postal abbreviations, and Maryland's was "Md."
Nebraska's used to be NB, but they changed to NE to avoid conflicting with New Brunswick.
TantorDaDestructor t1_j8vztbz wrote
Good idea! I even started ticking off the M states- took me 3...what's even in Maryland except a separate district containing our Capital?
Church_of_Cheri t1_j8wbksg wrote
Baltimore, Annapolis and the Naval Academy. It is a very odd shaped state making it hard to imagine its size, going all the way out to West Virginia in a little panhandle.
BrokenEye3 t1_j8w1sdn wrote
Well Marylanders, for one. Maries? The Marylish? Marylingians?
SaintUlvemann t1_j8yqp14 wrote
You were right the first time. US state demonyms are mostly what you'd expect, with the exception of "Hoosier" for Indiana, and "Hawaiian" typically referring specifically to native Hawaiians.
MyDadsGlassesCase OP t1_j8vsj8m wrote
As a non-American I was very aware of that. Maybe a TIL in the making... :-D
edit: Cyprus, if that helps
edit 2: or 1 Gambia / Lebanon for Africans / Asians
dulce_3t_decorum_3st t1_j8vsnsc wrote
I’m guessing 75% of Reddit (which is 50% Americans) don’t know that MD stands for Maryland, nor how big the state is.
Wintersbone7 t1_j8y7ovo wrote
Or could find it on a map of Maryland
MyDadsGlassesCase OP t1_j8vst1c wrote
Well I've done it compared to Cyprus* for all us Europeans
Gisschace t1_j8wcujk wrote
For europeans you could use 'as big as the area between the UK, Denmark and The Netherlands'
dulce_3t_decorum_3st t1_j8vsx9g wrote
Thanks, I’m not criticising you by the way. Just adding my 2c about the reference.
Now, as an African, I’ll look up the size of Azerbaijan :)
MyDadsGlassesCase OP t1_j8vsz10 wrote
Can't please all the people all the time :-D
For reference: Gambia
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German_Irish_chicken t1_j8y7b7o wrote
You don't need a map, just look up the size of it in square Kilometers/miles
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EternallyFascinated t1_j8w4qpo wrote
Dont worry - just location based Google search results. That wouldn’t come up here - In Italy - for example. It was a very American centric example, but no harm done dude. People can look it up or just ask for clarification. But sometimes these things serve to show us our biases! This is coming from an American who’s lived abroad for 10+ years. Every country sees the world through its own lens, but America being the big bad cultural coloniser makes us sometimes think the whole world will understand ours.
Very interesting fact though - Have a great day!
DaleGribble312 t1_j8w9pko wrote
OP seems to be from the UK though. It's also appropriate contextual setting, given over half of reddit is from the US.
EternallyFascinated t1_j8wa0nr wrote
Oops, didn’t see that. Just assumed - which you know what that does! And yes, generally Redditors tend to understand the US based stuff anyway - whether actually in the states, from the US, or just accustomed enough.
iproblyrong t1_j8wb9q1 wrote
I googled “what is the size of M D” and a bunch of porn sites came up
_mister_pink_ t1_j8wi4x9 wrote
How would anyone know that MD stood for Maryland in the context of the UK?
It’s like me saying there was a flood in Ohio the size of skem. Would you have any idea what I was on about?
DirtyProtest t1_j8wvvwi wrote
What size is MD
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Comes back with 'My Dick'.
maracay1999 t1_j8vve9x wrote
Maryland is a pretty mediocre state. Not exactly a hotspot for foreigners.
NY/CA/CO may be easier.
coolflagtho t1_j8wbgbu wrote
We have the best state flag. What more do you want from us jeez
HobgoblinKhanate1 t1_j8wlt7a wrote
I mean I’m a Scotsman and had no idea MD meant Maryland
sinmantky t1_j8vwu37 wrote
Also a Doctor
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cayennepepper t1_j8vvpmn wrote
What the fuck is MD? Mcdonalds???
MajesticBread9147 t1_j8wgbek wrote
Where shitty drivers come from
German_Irish_chicken t1_j8y7eev wrote
Shitty drivers are in every state and aren't just associated with one state
monkeying_around369 t1_j8x0s15 wrote
The land of Berger cookies!
_SP3CT3R t1_j8ypbxa wrote
Mesolithic Doggerland
TheButtholer69 t1_j8wewfl wrote
Look it up
TheSentinelsSorrow t1_j8wicbt wrote
The chemical symbol for mendelevium or Doctor of Medicine
TheButtholer69 t1_j8wifd4 wrote
Lol didn’t expect that.
Edit: I guess you’ll never know
WarhawkCZ t1_j8w2jnz wrote
The article forgets to mention that the wave was about three quarts of doughnut per bold eagle fast.
mechwarrior719 t1_j8w8e6y wrote
And displaced several million hogsheads of water
linderlouwho t1_j8yxn5y wrote
How many bananas is that?
EternallyFascinated t1_j8w4rys wrote
Great Scott!
il_duomino t1_j8wdqnp wrote
Christ who the hell can live through quarts and a bold fucking eagle?
Dolly_gale t1_j8ybida wrote
My attempt at summarizing:
There's a relatively shallow part of the North Sea between Great Britain and continental Europe. Some of this area was above sea level during ice ages, and that area is called Doggerland. It's believed to have been a full land bridge at one point, but it became islands as the sea level changed. Its largest island, referred to as Mesolithic Doggerland (MD), might have been inhabited until about 8000 years ago. Land slides in Norway probably caused tsunamis, including a major one called the Storegga tsunami. The tsunamis could have wiped out the inhabitants there or at least led to their decline.
The Doggerland entry on Wikipedia suggests that it isn't fully known how quickly the sea level changed at times.
LaoBa t1_j8w9xlc wrote
Netherlands was HUGE at the time!
il_duomino t1_j8wdt4y wrote
Make us great again !
IAmABurdenOnSociety t1_j8wwmrl wrote
NL is already making itself great again, by reclaiming the sea!
il_duomino t1_j8wwwte wrote
We need Belgium too !
IAmABurdenOnSociety t1_j8wy03q wrote
You can only have the Flemish part. The French part is France!
il_duomino t1_j8xf776 wrote
Wallone would benefit greatly
Test_After t1_j90bso2 wrote
You built a wall?
IAmABurdenOnSociety t1_j91ibne wrote
A sea wall! Keep all those migratory waves from crossing into Nederland.
Snork_kitty t1_j8vun96 wrote
Has anybody mentioned Atlantis?
BrokenEye3 t1_j8vxo9j wrote
Someone has now.
il_duomino t1_j8wds3e wrote
What has somebody mentioned?
Mammoth-Mud-9609 t1_j8x670c wrote
There is the possibility of the existence of an Atlantis type civilisation in the area of the North Sea called the Southern Bight. They could have existed from about 20,000 years ago till about 7000 years ago and have been taller and possessed superior technology to their neighbours. - https://youtu.be/TFcY2hn-e7E
icerger1er t1_j91x68e wrote
If these Atlantis types were so advanced and smart why they all die?
Mammoth-Mud-9609 t1_j92v6sd wrote
Well in this case the land flooded, but they might not all have died some might have made it to land in boats, but the flood was so sudden many would have died. Nearly a quarter of a million people died in a similar event on Boxing day 2004 and they were even more advanced and that didn't save them.
SBR404 t1_j8wl6ts wrote
see r/USdefaultism
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Killawife t1_j8wfgsp wrote
Oh no! Not MD! Well, at least we still have Burger King.
AnthillOmbudsman t1_j8wmslc wrote
Looking at that image I guess that would have been a really bad time to be living on Doggerland.
LucienSatanClaus t1_j8wx1dy wrote
TIL is not an American subreddit. Please clarify what MD is.
kj3044 t1_j8wz0lz wrote
The state of Maryland on the US east coast. MD is the abbreviation for Maryland.
Oh, and it's not pronounced how it looks.
NorthNorthAmerican t1_j8x16n6 wrote
But if you say it the way it looks, all the guys there are "Marys"!
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TacoCommand t1_j8ylbb3 wrote
Is this where the Welsh legends of "the drowned land" derive?
I remember this being a big thing in Susan Cooper's "The Dark Is Rising" series.
buttercupfitz t1_j8zvd02 wrote
Oh I forgot all about these books!! Thanks for that hit of nostalgia
Initial-Apartment-92 t1_j8wbsjc wrote
More like the Donger archipelago…
No-Wonder1139 t1_j8wm9ic wrote
How many bananas in an MD?
ignore-me-plz t1_j8ww5f3 wrote
How big was that medical doctor now?
pm_me_ur_memes_son t1_j8xq9l6 wrote
Wtf is MD lmao.
German_Irish_chicken t1_j8y7h1u wrote
Maryland
VeryJoyfulHeart59 t1_j8zbfsb wrote
Correct me if I have misunderstood, but I believe this article says that the tsunami caused the actual Mesolithic Doggerland (MD) to become submerged; not "an area of land the size of" it.
smgator t1_j8zhb0p wrote
Lol I thought Maryland too
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sinmantky t1_j8vx0ig wrote
Still better than the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event
il_duomino t1_j8wdyzs wrote
Is that crust with or without cheese?
Kittenfabstodes t1_j8wu5d2 wrote
Yes
Jonny_Entropy t1_j8wulp1 wrote
MD? Is TIL just for USA?
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Alexander_Selkirk t1_j8xezor wrote
Would an event like that today have an effect on nuclear power plants?
Jahavan t1_j8y1nht wrote
Did it say how big the wave was estimated to be?
Sgt_major_dodgy t1_j8ychhb wrote
Everyone is focused on MD and yet my dumb arse was trying to figure out what the fuck BD meant in time.
moonshineriver t1_j8yei1r wrote
My MD isn’t even that big. He isn’t 6 foot and he isn’t fat.
413mopar t1_j8zfse5 wrote
I miss those days.
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MagiNibiru t1_j8zt2sj wrote
Ming dynasty.
BrisbanePom t1_j90f73x wrote
I guess that’s why the area is referred to as Dogger.
SigueSigueSputnix t1_j91j24d wrote
Abbreviations people.. what’s MD¿¡
Honeycub76239 t1_j93ey8b wrote
Not Maryland then
sythingtackle t1_j8w7ije wrote
Noah, get your boat.
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chemistrychicken t1_j8z2mc9 wrote
Brain: MD? Mebraska'd? Michiganed? Mmmdddd? What state is that?
Magsec5 t1_j90o7fn wrote
Downvoted
CyborgAlgoInvestor t1_j9msvos wrote
Downvoted
Karl-Hevacheck t1_j8wdw4z wrote
Saved you a click: MD stands for Mesolithic Doggerland