BrashPop t1_j9wvzsz wrote
Reply to comment by TheMightyTywin in TIL scientists believe people started wearing clothes between 83k and 170k years ago because that's when clothing lice diverged from head lice. by cwood1973
Now I’m mad thinking about everybody shaving their heads and bodies except like a hundred assholes who just refuse because “It won’t even help, look, I got lice on PURPOSE just to prove how stupid everyone else is!”
IterationFourteen t1_j9wz1qj wrote
100 is extremally optimistic. More likely ~20%.
PuddingSlime t1_j9xtvur wrote
gd I hate that you are right about this
Fark_ID t1_j9zhnja wrote
Wouldn't that 20% then inherit 100% of the lice, thusly eliminating them?
ZirePhiinix t1_j9xed01 wrote
Convince them the lice is there to spy on you
JessieGentry t1_j9xl9dj wrote
“Lice aren’t real!”
NullDivision t1_j9xwz1x wrote
They're like mini government tracker balls on a mocap suit to follow your EVERY ^MOOVVEEEE!!!
Inevitable_Cicada_87 t1_j9yebx7 wrote
😆
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KingGorilla t1_ja9cdar wrote
/r/licearentreal
Designer-Practice220 t1_j9x6ho2 wrote
Who gets the lice in the “divorce”?
goodtimesforachange6 t1_j9y5h7v wrote
I totally read that wrong and thought you meant some people not shaving their assholes
notsurewhattosay-- t1_j9yehm3 wrote
You are right too
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