ZirePhiinix
ZirePhiinix t1_j3utnwv wrote
Reply to comment by krustymeathead in TIL California killifish infected with a trematode flatworm are 10 - 30 times more likely to become meals for birds than uninfected fish by mankls3
Basically. They swim closer to the surface of the water.
ZirePhiinix t1_j1ojzp0 wrote
Gotta prepare for global warming
ZirePhiinix t1_j0llvao wrote
Reply to comment by Procrustean1066 in TIL about the sinking of the S.S. Eastland, a small steamer who, in the aftermath of the Titanic disaster, was filled with so many lifeboats that it became unstable and eventually sank, leading to the deaths of 844 people. by Sebastianlim
It took only 2 minutes to flip over, while the Titanic took hours.
ZirePhiinix t1_j0k5cqh wrote
Reply to TIL about the sinking of the S.S. Eastland, a small steamer who, in the aftermath of the Titanic disaster, was filled with so many lifeboats that it became unstable and eventually sank, leading to the deaths of 844 people. by Sebastianlim
The entire accident was crazy because the boat was docked. It is a combination of poor engineering and poor regulation that resulted in this accident.
ZirePhiinix t1_izcsxsd wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my wife drive by Nikk735
You also posted about making your wife have sex with another man and also takes LSD.
ZirePhiinix t1_iycnu3b wrote
Reply to comment by humboldt77 in TIFU By Sleeping w/ Friend’s GF by [deleted]
OP needs to drink so much that even he forgets what happened.
ZirePhiinix t1_iyawwsl wrote
Reply to TIFU using my fiancés laptop by Accomplished-Duck138
Get help.
Not only do you actually not trust your fiance, you have acted on that distrust via a highly invasive method and justified it.
You need to come clean to him now, and seek help. You're quite far along with your distrust to do all this without batting an eye.
ZirePhiinix t1_iy2pyc7 wrote
Reply to comment by Prind25 in TIFU by telling my gf about a kissing booth by Hot_Future9137
Suppressing your natural sense of humor is going to be really painful for you. There'll be someone that appreciate you for you
ZirePhiinix t1_iy2pn55 wrote
Reply to comment by thumpthumpboom in TIL after her death, Mercy Brown's heart and liver were burned and the ashes mixed into a tonic that was given to her sick brother to drink. Her father believed that she was a vampire and that the tonic would cure the brother of tuberculosis. It didn't; he died two months later. by NightVisible3767
Medicine made huge strides in the last 100 years. Wait until you read about amputation before the invention of anesthetics...
ZirePhiinix t1_iy1f3q1 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are squinting to protect your eyes while working, please put on safety glasses. Your eyesight is super important and not worth risking because you didn’t want to put on safety glasses by 02grimreaper
And just because you're not squinting doesn't mean you don't need eye protection.
You can't detect UV, but it'll degrade your vision just the same (tanning beds), even if your eyes are closed.
ZirePhiinix t1_iy1avol wrote
Reply to comment by Devittraisedto2 in LPT: If you buy something from Amazon and it says its none refundable when you go to return it, say in the help chat you want to return it, and they just refund your card and let you keep it. by [deleted]
A $5,000 non-refundable TV is way too sus
ZirePhiinix t1_ixtarjn wrote
Reply to Our school’s SLP decorated her door. by avengingspark35
What's an SLP?
ZirePhiinix t1_ixt5iq2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my boss use my phone and accidentally like a girl’s young photo on Instagram by skuzzlebutt36
Don't let people hold your phone to "see" anything.
ZirePhiinix t1_ixlgibk wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
WTF is this? An hour away? I drive for an hour for fucking work!
ZirePhiinix t1_iwkh2r6 wrote
Reply to comment by C00lK1d1994 in TIFU by running away when a girl made the first move by Im-a_fuck-up
OP ran away and hid in a toilet for 20 minutes. Still got the girl.
I think this one is a keeper IMO.
ZirePhiinix t1_iugc58z wrote
Reply to comment by Viewtiful-Scotland in LPT Request: I've come to absolutely loath flying on airplanes, and my new job has me flying a lot. Any tips to make the experience more bearable? by [deleted]
Forget "high end". I just got a Poco F3 for about 180 USD and that doesn't have a jack either.
ZirePhiinix t1_iuc9r90 wrote
Reply to comment by GHERU42 in LPT: If you want to eat spicy foods while feeling minimal heat, coat your tongue with a lipid such as pesto or peanut butter. by Light_A_Match
OP implies you should take a jar of pesto or PB with you at all times
Or just store it in your cheeks like a squirrel.
ZirePhiinix t1_ityr7ag wrote
If you haven't worn it within the year, it is time to donate it.
ZirePhiinix t1_ity4kk1 wrote
Reply to comment by middljb in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
And you speak from experience?
ZirePhiinix t1_ity4814 wrote
Reply to comment by middljb in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
Ice enema
ZirePhiinix t1_itxy8qy wrote
Reply to TIFU by showing a friend my penis by Flaming_tiger
If your flaccid penis is huge, I feel sorry for you.
ZirePhiinix t1_ituiqjc wrote
Reply to comment by _not_a_coincidence in LPT: If you're sick of seeing webpage ads on Android, you can block them through your system settings without downloading anything by [deleted]
Hmm, try using DNS66, and see if the VPN version of the ad blocker will block the ads.
That's what I'm using and it's great. I'm also using Firefox to watch YT
ZirePhiinix t1_itugfkh wrote
Reply to comment by _not_a_coincidence in LPT: If you're sick of seeing webpage ads on Android, you can block them through your system settings without downloading anything by [deleted]
Are you sure it is actually playing in the browser? You'll have to uninstall YouTube because it'll automatically load the app.
ZirePhiinix t1_ituf26e wrote
Reply to LPT: If you're sick of seeing webpage ads on Android, you can block them through your system settings without downloading anything by [deleted]
It'll block YouTube ads if you use it via a browser instead of the app
ZirePhiinix t1_j9xed01 wrote
Reply to comment by BrashPop in TIL scientists believe people started wearing clothes between 83k and 170k years ago because that's when clothing lice diverged from head lice. by cwood1973
Convince them the lice is there to spy on you