Submitted by Malixshak t3_11e07os in todayilearned
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justasmalltowndad t1_jad77dw wrote
Ikr! I'm in the waiting area of a tattoo parlor! Glad I came across this post. I'm going home.
Bananaforyouall t1_jac2ixl wrote
Perfect
hippybitty t1_jabrixx wrote
Lmfaaoooo
BrokenEye3 t1_jac15ma wrote
Sure, look what happened to me
marmorset t1_jadeboi wrote
I can't, I got my eyes tattooed.
TruthFlavor t1_jabtp03 wrote
"If the ink is not injected into the right place... it can lead to a retinal detachment, infection, and permanent damage to the cells inside the eye that allow you to see."
Yikes !
fatDaddy21 t1_jabx2jw wrote
Brought to you by the Tide Pod Eaters and the people that told you to inject bleach into your veins to protect from covid.
marmorset t1_jadgpwv wrote
Who said to inject bleach? That never happened. You were told it happened, but if you read what was actually said it's very clear that no such thing happened.
Seegeegroth t1_jac002r wrote
Maybe just go with colored contacts?
The_truth_hammock t1_jabu0fo wrote
No shit Sherlock.
Dawnawaken92 t1_jac28d3 wrote
Like the sheer stupidity
Common_Technologies t1_jad6fjk wrote
Today I volunteered to help blind children.
That's a verb, not an adjective, by the way.
LegalAction t1_jabswfj wrote
I've always wanted the Eyes of the Ibad, but I thought it came with extended life, extended consciousness, not repeatedly poking my eyes with needles.
5w49 t1_jabrba9 wrote
holy crap
Poka_poke t1_jabreh4 wrote
Thought this was nottheonion
OldMork t1_jabs1pf wrote
many gone blind already, kids dont do this.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jabtics wrote
Why does she have bits of dirt on her face?
Unseen_Karma t1_jabww4w wrote
Their eyes their choice
nuckingfutz87 t1_jad3yqm wrote
Who could have seen that coming??
WolfPaw_90 t1_jabrgwp wrote
No! You mean repeatedly jamming needles full of ink into your eye has risks?!