Sandy Lyle : "Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now."

Reuben Feffer : "No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?"

Sandy Lyle : "Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted."

Reuben Feffer :"I don't know what that means."

Sandy Lyle : "I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go."

Reuben Feffer : "You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life."

Rest in peace, Philip-Seymour Hoffman.