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PetePensieve t1_ja7i4pt wrote
Reply to TIL there is a machine for cancer diagnosis from your poop noises, called Synthetic Human Acoustic Reproduction Testing, or SHART by chockychockster
Sandy Lyle : "Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now."
Reuben Feffer : "No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?"
Sandy Lyle : "Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted."
Reuben Feffer :"I don't know what that means."
Sandy Lyle : "I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go."
Reuben Feffer : "You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life."
Rest in peace, Philip-Seymour Hoffman.
PetePensieve t1_j9y2cly wrote
Reply to comment by WimpyLimpet in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
>Will they decide to free all convicted pregnant women as not to violate the constitutional rights of the fetus inside of them?
Yes. Free the mom on parole and send the fetus to juvie.
PetePensieve t1_jam0jk5 wrote
Reply to comment by GogglesPisano in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Still better than plane food.