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ChrisGeritol t1_jdn8m2h wrote
Ain't gonna lie, can I get one of those as an implant?
gregmck OP t1_jdn9di3 wrote
Probably not the walrus kind, but they do have human protheses:
Beginning-Marzipan28 t1_jdnbc0a wrote
Real men don’t need a bone
1ToeIn t1_jdnbxxc wrote
They’re called “Oosik” & back when I worked at a tourist trap store in Alaska we sold cribbage boards made from them. Also a poem titled “Ode to an Oosik” that was basically about how walrus “ladies” were always happy because walrus males were always hard.
ChrisGeritol t1_jdnerev wrote
I can't access that link. I'll never get my walrus penis implant now. Dammit!
Gullible_Average7946 t1_jdnft3e wrote
I think this was recent and also this dudes messed up. Wasn't he just in the news showing off his dick stuff in his congressional office. I'd really try to effort this one myself, but bad timing
Grumpy907 t1_jdnjvqy wrote
It was Don Young R, AK
Simulakraken t1_jdorobj wrote
My horse has low self esteem because his walrus friend always makes fun of his flaccid dingding.
Dragmire800 t1_jdp1z22 wrote
Thank fuck humans don’t have a baculum, there’s something unnerving about having a bone in there
TheStalkerFang t1_jdphrz8 wrote
He died a year ago, it can't have been that recently.
reptiliansarecoming t1_jdpn7bj wrote
I got a guy, he'll hook you up. Sent you DM.
Dalriaden t1_jdtzta7 wrote
Meh back in the day they used to get in brawls and have duels now you just get one of the Pauls speaking for hours on end.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdn5llh wrote
They should really make that a mandatory part of the proceedings