ChrisGeritol
ChrisGeritol t1_jeexvaz wrote
Reply to Why do kleptomaniacs hate puns by TheJpow
Dadjokes is over yonder.
ChrisGeritol t1_jeexjvi wrote
Reply to comment by CoffeemonsterNL in LPT: To know if an avocado is ready to eat, peel back the little round stem at the top of it. If it comes away easily and what’s underneath is green - it’s ripe. by Sensitive_Apple_7901
The little stem thing doesn't open the avocado up.
ChrisGeritol t1_jeexfmr wrote
I sleep with earplugs every night. I don't hear much of anything.
ChrisGeritol t1_jeewa1t wrote
Reply to comment by herrsharky1 in TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes. by Imbiberr
Dehydrating in the box, to be more precise :)
ChrisGeritol t1_jeemwth wrote
Reply to LPT: After you've flown in to an airport and need a ride, consider a taxi service rather than Uber or Lyft. by firkin_slang_whanger
The tip here is not to forget that taxis are an option. Taxis have published rates, whereas Uber and Lyft raise prices during peak times. Therefore, a taxi can be less expensive or more expensive and it's on the consumer to evaluate the costs and compare.
ChrisGeritol t1_jeema3c wrote
I assume this is when meeting people for dating. In that case, I care what the person does for a living because I want someone similarly situated in life.
ChrisGeritol t1_jeel654 wrote
Reply to TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes. by Imbiberr
Just FYI, I've already applied for a patent to drain the water prior to birth and rehydrate immediately after birth. I have named my process "jayjaysaver". I'm gonna be rich!
ChrisGeritol t1_jecy4i8 wrote
ChrisGeritol t1_je8nmb3 wrote
Reply to comment by mustycups in LPT At a restaurant? by mustycups
You're an asshole.
ChrisGeritol t1_je6tozh wrote
Reply to comment by muadeebpaul in LPT: Should you have an issue with a small appliance in your office or home office under warranty, be careful what you say when speaking to the warranty department for a replacement. by muadeebpaul
The LPT is "don't be you."
ChrisGeritol t1_je6tf6r wrote
Reply to LPT: Separate bacon into portions of 2-4 strips before freezing. That way, when you need them, it's easier to defrost only the number of portions you need directly in the pan, and you won't make a mess trying to separate (or cut) slippery, frozen bacon. by Professional_Trip217
2-4 strips of bacon? What kind of abusive person are you?
ChrisGeritol t1_je6t5wj wrote
Many drivers decline deliveries that don't have tips. Good luck with your brilliant idea. Good drivers aren't delivering your stuff for the shitty price the delivery service pays.
ChrisGeritol t1_je6shmf wrote
Reply to comment by muadeebpaul in LPT: Should you have an issue with a small appliance in your office or home office under warranty, be careful what you say when speaking to the warranty department for a replacement. by muadeebpaul
No, you screwed yourself over by yapping too much. "My coffeemaker died and I need to have it replaced under warranty." You don't need to tell them your life's story.
ChrisGeritol t1_je6r63g wrote
Reply to comment by muadeebpaul in LPT: Should you have an issue with a small appliance in your office or home office under warranty, be careful what you say when speaking to the warranty department for a replacement. by muadeebpaul
Your home office IS your home, silly boy.
ChrisGeritol t1_je6npjw wrote
Reply to LPT: Should you have an issue with a small appliance in your office or home office under warranty, be careful what you say when speaking to the warranty department for a replacement. by muadeebpaul
So, you're suggesting we lie? LPT: Be a liar.
ChrisGeritol t1_je6n2km wrote
Reply to comment by Waiting-For-October in LPT: When someone is mean to you, it’s 100% about them and their ego, and 0% about you. They are just miserable with their own life and want you to feel bad about yourself as well. Just kill them with kindness and remember that you are better off and not a miserable person like them. by Waiting-For-October
No, you raging child, if you almost hit my car, you're getting flipped off, because you deserve it. Quit being a raging dipshit.
ChrisGeritol t1_je6du0m wrote
Reply to comment by Sweetpants88 in LPT: if your job hunting, leverage chat GPT to generate custom cover letters to each job you apply for. by Sweetpants88
Ask chatgpt to teach you English.
ChrisGeritol t1_je6cw41 wrote
Reply to LPT Request: What's the best way to move furniture and boxes across states? by montezuma300
Budget or Ryder trucks are way cheaper than U-Haul in my experience. You hire movers to load the truck and other movers to unload the truck at the destination.
But seriously, if you have no idea how to move, I doubt you can pull this off.
ALSO, having a reservation for a rental truck does NOT mean you will get one. They overbook and you can be super-screwed and get a shrug from the company.
ChrisGeritol t1_je6cavo wrote
Reply to LPT: When someone is mean to you, it’s 100% about them and their ego, and 0% about you. They are just miserable with their own life and want you to feel bad about yourself as well. Just kill them with kindness and remember that you are better off and not a miserable person like them. by Waiting-For-October
Dumbest shit I've ever read. If you are a pathetic driver and I honk and flip you off (am mean to you), it's 100% because you're a shitty driver.
ChrisGeritol t1_je3szkm wrote
Reply to comment by Beneficial-Bluebirds in LPT: If your car or truck is equipped for a trailer hitch put one on. It’s a great way to protect your bumper from small fender benders by CruisinJo214
Don't hit my vehicle and your vehicle won't be damaged. Seriously, you jackassed into me, you don't get sympathy.
ChrisGeritol t1_je3cnec wrote
Reply to comment by Beneficial-Bluebirds in LPT: If your car or truck is equipped for a trailer hitch put one on. It’s a great way to protect your bumper from small fender benders by CruisinJo214
Don't rear end someone. That is a dick move.
ChrisGeritol t1_je35cgg wrote
You are a grown-ass man and instead of just walking away, you tried to show what a "man" you are and win or lose, you're just a pathetic child. Grow the fuck up.
ChrisGeritol t1_je31ml3 wrote
You're expected to have some game before you get up on stage. They want to draw people in to buy stuff, not piss off the ones with talent.
They aren't there to train you. It's good to practice and improve, but you just flatlined.
ChrisGeritol t1_je30zi4 wrote
Reply to TIFU I was obsessive about not paying tolls by [deleted]
People are judging you as if we don't all meet randos for the first time to suck their cocks. Oh, wait...
ChrisGeritol t1_jeh1pg6 wrote
Reply to comment by my-life-for_aiur in LPT: After you've flown in to an airport and need a ride, consider a taxi service rather than Uber or Lyft. by firkin_slang_whanger
That's the only way they can get decent pay. Uber and Lyft pay shit