davery67 t1_iui5iz8 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:49 PM

Butcher, did you turn these kids into sausages?

No, they were already brats.

Xx420PAWGhunter69xX t1_iui7dar wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:02 PM

That joke is the würst

To be fair, it was knockwurst than the time my dad told me about Santa

The last time I sausage bad puns I was in the old dad's home.

I was casing the joint for new puns

He didn't resurrect them at all. They were already cured.