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autisticshitshow t1_iug3cyd wrote

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DJDaddyD t1_iugdgfd wrote

Just chug that communion wine and get smashed IN CHURCH

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HardCounter t1_iugsblq wrote

The get angry because the wine is actually grape juice and smash THE church.

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Real1KCB t1_iugcwpg wrote

Probably right. So why do they stop selling at 8pm, instead of 11pm?

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autisticshitshow t1_iugi4y5 wrote

I don't know that's why I left Kansas (born there but sure as fuck won't die there). My guess is the same reason Baptists won't have sex standing up

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RobtheNavigator t1_iuiti0s wrote

"You know what makes me forget how badly I need a beer? Having someone preach at me for a few hours"

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