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RevolutionaryMove357 t1_iyavmwe wrote on November 30, 2022 at 1:02 AM

Plus cocaine doesn’t sleep with your roommate or get drunk and piss the heated seats in your truck. Thanks Ashley.

flybonzai t1_iyb8yqw wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:43 AM

She sounds lovely

GrandNibbles t1_iybaek6 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:55 AM

She is.

Source: am the roommate

lookslikesausage t1_iybkegf wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:18 AM

But cocaine won't fix you a HAM sandwich after a hard night of bowling.

Wholenchilada t1_iybnmce wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:47 AM

You don't get hungry while on cocaine. So there's that!

r448191 t1_iybxmdd wrote on November 30, 2022 at 6:32 AM

At least cocaine doesn't think you making her a sandwich is just being nice but the other way around is unacceptable sexism.

Kreskin t1_iybobh9 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:53 AM

Nether will Ashley.

Killbot_Wants_Hug t1_iyc5qba wrote on November 30, 2022 at 8:20 AM

But it will give you the energy to do it for yourself.

Godtiermasturbator t1_iyc4azx wrote on November 30, 2022 at 8:00 AM

Mmm. Heated girl piss.

Atmadog t1_iyd356c wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:41 PM

Ashley... yeah... that is her name. I forgive her though... she can't help what she is.