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InVodkaVeritas t1_j27q7pz wrote

Reply to comment by PasghettiSquash in TIL John Matuszak, best known for playing Sloth in The Goonies, was a state champion in the shot put, was the #1 overall draft pick in the NFL, was served a restraining order during a game, had a head coach perform life-saving CPR, won 2 Super Bowls, and acted with Ringo Starr before ODing at 38 by PasghettiSquash

So he's the definition of "Live Fast, Die Young."

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marcuschookt t1_j28e53p wrote

Man if that's living fast and dying young, just give me the opposite. That's the kinda shit you want to read about somebody else but not live through yourself.

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Bojax22 t1_j28o4kb wrote

I dont know most of it seems cool minus the dying

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convlux51 t1_j28sn8p wrote

Just start taking steroids and you too can have huge muscle growth, anger issues, and cardiac problems.

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Bon03 t1_j28sp97 wrote

Putting a kid into the hospital for 8 weeks. Super cool.

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cinnapear t1_j28suia wrote

And the CPR. And the attempted vehicular manslaughter.

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poi_dog78 t1_j294k99 wrote

Watch any video footage of him near the end. It’s pretty brutal

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