Submitted by SmashScrapeFlip t3_zmctlx in todayilearned
Deepfire_DM t1_j0aqrvm wrote
… I have dice that are older than USA (ok, one die)
Dejan05 t1_j0ax4l9 wrote
My family has a couple of chairs that are older than the USA
CitizenPremier t1_j0aywc8 wrote
I have a trilobite that's older than the USA
Dejan05 t1_j0az0jt wrote
Lmao that's probabably older than all countries
I_love_pillows t1_j0b0mao wrote
Not as old as their momma
13esq t1_j0badi8 wrote
r/thatsthejoke
Alanjaow t1_j0b0lkg wrote
That's actually awesome! What kind is it? What's it made out of?
Deepfire_DM t1_j0b6j6n wrote
A gift from an Ex, some years ago - I'm not totally sure but I presume it's ivory. A 6-sided die, probably from the late middle ages.
It's an often used running gag for elder role players (as in D&D) to pronounce, that they "have dice that are older than you" when playing with younger players - well, this one is by far older than all of my players ages combined.
patchinthebox t1_j0b3965 wrote
I have a fossil that's older than the human species.
sirbassist83 t1_j0cph9d wrote
I have atoms in my bones older than the earth
Carved_In_Chocolate t1_j0ekpk8 wrote
I have a Roman one from about 200 AD. Never would use though as it is made of lead.
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