Submitted by thegreatgumbini t3_1272lv9 in wallstreetbets
FoxTheory t1_jed3nvx wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in I guess it's true... Stonks only go up. by thegreatgumbini
Jesus
HardOverTheTOP t1_jedcjli wrote
Fuckin insane when AI flips your sarcastic bullet points to factual
shadow_p t1_jedmtxw wrote
Proves you can rationalize anything
epyonxero t1_jeeq6un wrote
And it doesnt take any real knowledge to do it.
Crafty_Supermarket15 t1_jef011a wrote
Jobs are safu.
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Durtly t1_jeg5w2e wrote
When I started learning about all this one of the first things I noticed was that every opinion had a counter or a qualifier. Often in the same publication, occasionally in the same article.
And two weeks later, no-one cared at all about what was said.
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darkmoose t1_jeds6a5 wrote
Bullish as it means the meek shall rule, indicating low unemployment and high production giving the cony a boost as they can compete better in the global market...
If you look for it, anything is bullish, until people are eating each other.
TheHorsesAssCheek t1_jedtnqw wrote
Cannibalism is priced in.
futurebluebadge t1_jedudea wrote
Made me die, thank you
robulusprime t1_jee63as wrote
Cannibalism?
Bullish as it means we are adopting innovative and green agricultural policies to affect global food shortages. The decrease in total population will also reduce global warming and provide fuller employment later on.
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