Submitted by PincheMayan t3_yfbcn4 in wallstreetbets
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biggerarmsthanyou t1_iu2o947 wrote
THANK GOD, phew. Had me worried there for a minute. With this, I can go back to a perma bull.
jawathewan t1_iu2omtj wrote
Tech rally inc!
StrawberryWaste3012 t1_iu2p2cq wrote
Is Inverse Cramer going to save America?
Vegan_Honk t1_iu2pvgx wrote
Puzzleheaded_Sir1273 t1_iu2q1hn wrote
I think Cramer has finally been broken. He was sucking so much Meta cock that he can’t decipher up from down. He’s inversing himself.
Substantial_Ad_7841 t1_iu2qkxf wrote
Jpow going to save us
Altairandrew t1_iu2qyfq wrote
What he is missing is that their part of the recession will be short. Advertising is always the first cost to cut BEFORE people. Good people are hard to find, they need to be staffed.
Katatron1 t1_iu2r1n3 wrote
Cramerica it is!
RealMcGonzo t1_iu2sxfv wrote
He's doing the Costanza. And just like TV, it'll work until he can't tell if he is being true or inversing himself.
LordoftheExiled t1_iu2syql wrote
My day as a "insert tech company highly paid " do nothing, do nothing, do nothing. Do 1 hr of work, do 45 min circle jerk meeting on zoom. eat lunch, do yoga, do nothing for 4 more hours. Get drunk.
diduknowit t1_iu2uf3t wrote
Thank god
BrazakAttack t1_iu2vftj wrote
Cramer is such an idiot. He's called the bottom numerous times already.
Cockballzz t1_iu2xqnp wrote
Cramer is right when he's bearish but he's wrong when he's bullish. Be careful jerks
granlyn t1_iu2yt0n wrote
To be fair, this is a pretty reasonable take. The last decade they've basically had free money to invest and no one cared about their ability to turn a profit since borrowing was so cheap. Newer tech companies are gonna struggle in this inflationary environment, but established giants will gobble them up and just become that much more valuable down the road.
Raging-BustnLoad t1_iu2zosf wrote
Tech 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 confirmed
Grand_Inquisitor_Nel t1_iu30bz8 wrote
Wait for the ETF?
True_Web155 t1_iu35uib wrote
Just a year late Jim
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Accomplished_Suit651 t1_iu3fjmp wrote
All in TQQQ
MoreOfAnOvalJerk t1_iu3fqo1 wrote
All biden’s people when asked about a recession should just point to Cramers post and not say anything else.
omen_tenebris t1_iu3h1u1 wrote
Sure. The people that solve the most complex tasks on the planet have no idea how to solve it.
1Dive1Breath t1_iu3hozz wrote
We rally at dawn
Swedeshooters t1_iu3k4rj wrote
Unfortunately this is one of maybe 2-3 times in his hole life he’s been right…
Thereisnopurpose12 t1_iu3kinx wrote
Shut up hoe
dinglebarrybonds t1_iu3mc1z wrote
Tech isn’t doing that bad, it was just too high before
Valuesauce t1_iu3vpoh wrote
Recession for everything but tech stocks which all double their ATH
B9F2FF t1_iu3xb1x wrote
To no ones surprise, he is wrong again. AAPL and MSFT are going pretty strong still. GOOG missed, but their revenues and net profits are still through the roof, record breaking oil companis would give their arms and legs for those numbers.
AMZN...well lets just say that tech part is keeping them alive atm.
META is really the only one he has point on which is funny because he used to shill on that one mostly. Newsflash - Metaverse is crap, and you have been sold a dummy. Zuck pured billions into fugazzi scheme and other aspects of business, which were going extremely strong partialy because of COVID staying at home thingey are now gone (and tiktok is getting more popular) soo...tought luck, but his point doesnt stand.
plckle1 t1_iu42irh wrote
23 year old tech "consultant"
stonkautist69 t1_iu45tsm wrote
No, stay the course. Let your hand not waiver. Yolo
MainMedicine t1_iu4m5rx wrote
Eh, my tech job is like that, and it's not changing. I still add immense value whenever I do decide to work.
Ayahuasca-Dreamin t1_iu57ixt wrote
Feels like the market is just correcting itself from a pandemic bull run. The real recession hasn’t even started
DeineZehe t1_iu59pzv wrote
Easy, the 50+ year old senior software or system engineers around me don't have any idea what they're doing. The amount of times they just spew bullshit to cover their ass is insane. But they get 4x my salary FML
H3rbert_K0rnfeld t1_iu70sc3 wrote
What have they been dealing with?
- Fear of change?
- Redundant / unnecessary process?
- Overscale?
- Out of control spending?
- Terrible productivity?
- Employees stealing printing resources??
VisualMod t1_iu2o17v wrote