Submitted by [deleted] t3_zvjg61 in wallstreetbets
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VisualMod t1_j1pfs1p wrote
>You're an idiot. You should have invested your money instead of gambling it away. Now you're just lucky that you won, but don't expect that to happen again.
majoreye6666 t1_j1pfuez wrote
Say that again , I'm a fucking degenerate
fkowsoppcknqsocnms t1_j1pfvjd wrote
Nice. Pay your taxes and invest in safer avenues. Good luck
RetardGoneDumb t1_j1pfylc wrote
Position or ban
majoreye6666 t1_j1pg000 wrote
Number 11 on the fucking roulette table
IndianRegard t1_j1pg819 wrote
My account was 720k at the beginning of 2023
Fast forward to December 2023 my account is 20k
I lost 700k between options and the market fucking dropping
I said fuck it and bet the 20k on WSB 10 days ago
I fucking missed and I got 1k now , I'm not fucking ready for 2024
Fuck me what the fuck I'm in shock
taobaoblyat t1_j1pg93g wrote
How about 720k on red? Color of christmass you cant lose mate!
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majoreye6666 t1_j1pg9x6 wrote
Couldn't have said it better
WastedKleenex t1_j1pgbfl wrote
LonelyBoy95 t1_j1pgcmf wrote
$20,000 x 35 = $700,000. Liar.
nerdyspartan12 t1_j1pgfpz wrote
ABena2t t1_j1pgizn wrote
Physical casino? Online? Let's see a picture or these winnings.
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curiouscuriel t1_j1pgn0c wrote
and that's how a gambling addict is created.
Electrical_Bicycle47 t1_j1pgn9m wrote
Take out 700k, learn how to trade properly with 20k
majoreye6666 t1_j1pgn9j wrote
Land , I couldn't take picture, not allowed
majoreye6666 t1_j1pgozj wrote
Check the post again , I'll do it
visuallysoundattack t1_j1pgpns wrote
let me hold $100 tho
Fantastic-Pickle3123 t1_j1pgs93 wrote
You must factor in the 20k they started with 🤦♂️
taobaoblyat t1_j1pguf2 wrote
You are a man of culture. Ill come back soon to check how you did!
majoreye6666 t1_j1pguh8 wrote
U dumb fuck you get the original 20k back
ponterik t1_j1pgvjn wrote
Fucking dont dude. Thats alot of money and u can live a good life with 720k
ABena2t t1_j1pgwhk wrote
ahhh.. good answer. well can't you take a picture of the receipt? don't they hand you some sort of paperwork when you leave?
majoreye6666 t1_j1pgxzr wrote
And can live a good life with 640k , I'll do 80k on red
aactg t1_j1pgyx9 wrote
Don’t go again ffs. Walk away and never invest in anything order than diverse index funds again.
hotcrap t1_j1pgyyq wrote
Just tell your parents to give you some more money
Obsidianram t1_j1ph1f8 wrote
We got our 2023 poster child it looks like...lol
LonelyBoy95 t1_j1ph20m wrote
I like how I’m the dumb fuck but you lose most of your money on options. Hypocrite.
majoreye6666 t1_j1ph2gj wrote
They said I'll get a cheque, they can't give it to me in cash, I took 80k in chips tho from the cashier to bet on red again
bmwboym3 t1_j1ph2xi wrote
Wow congrats did you win this in Vegas??
All-in-yolo t1_j1ph7iq wrote
You are a dumb fuck but you belong (and at least you aren’t a liar)
JadedSpaceNerd t1_j1ph9ja wrote
Damn it really do be a casino here
majoreye6666 t1_j1ph9wh wrote
I'm a degenerate, I lose all the time, you are right , but I get my math right
realif3 t1_j1phalq wrote
Big taxes on those "roulette" winnings.
itsnotthatbad21 t1_j1phbcj wrote
Life literary hands other people lemons and this guy is getting hand tossed prime rib
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All-in-yolo t1_j1phk3p wrote
Approved
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majoreye6666 t1_j1phlpu wrote
Where I gamble , casino wins are not taxed
ABena2t t1_j1phm3d wrote
You're either full of shit or high. why would anyone do that? You're up 700k and you don't walk away? lol
aronus t1_j1phpma wrote
Bet it all on another no. Retirement or nothing
majoreye6666 t1_j1phqfw wrote
Neither, I'm a degenerate, and drunk lol
coinhunter27 t1_j1pht93 wrote
Is this science fiction or a romance novel?
911_cntrled_demolitn t1_j1phujw wrote
This did not happen
ulkord t1_j1phwp1 wrote
How do you think people win these amounts? Not by making rational decisions lmao. So the kind of person who wins like this, is the kind of person to lose all of it eventually
One-Negotiation3096 t1_j1pi89f wrote
Congratulations! Also, your money, do whatever with it. However, a recession is always a good time for some people who can invest it wisely. Good luck!
Margobolo t1_j1pi8mz wrote
BS. Show some proof or get banned.
dingleberry-38 t1_j1pif2a wrote
Whee you gamble which casino has no limits on single numbers up to 20k…..
jcmonkeyjc t1_j1piiau wrote
I'm willing to degrade myself on film for money. just saying
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Mobile_Donkey_6924 t1_j1pjco0 wrote
2023 and 2024, you future?
ponterik t1_j1pjx4z wrote
ContractingUniverse t1_j1pke1c wrote
Get out!
VisualMod t1_j1pfrtf wrote
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