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Vier_Scar t1_j9vrjtd wrote

Reply to comment by dalton10e in Australia quietly expels major Russian spy ring, report says by diabolical_cunt

The koala population has taken a beating with bushfires and logging :( and they're pretty lazy, just sleep and eat most of the day.

Probably better to send the drop bears

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TrophyMinority t1_j9vu66p wrote

What in the holy duck is a drop bear?

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Vier_Scar t1_j9vw4j1 wrote

Kinda like koalas but their diet includes meat and fruit which is higher in calories so they're much more active. They're still slow and clumsy on ground though, so they wait for prey in trees and then jump from there. Generally stay pretty far from cities though

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dalton10e t1_j9wv6p0 wrote

If you're ever visiting Australia you will need to know that drop bears can and will kill you. Particularly tourists.

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