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xenoghost1 t1_j9sdhrn wrote

Reply to comment by Aegis617 in Ukraine suffered more data-wiping malware than anywhere, ever: Russia has greatly accelerated cyberattacks on its neighbor in the wake of its invasion by DoremusJessup

Russia has more in common with a snake than with a bear.

a bear is a brave and solitary creature that can endure with patience the winter. Russia on the other hand is a slithering creep, that lives of attacking thing smaller than them and trying to poison things larger than themselves. cowardly, weak and unable to survive without direct sunlight to aid them with their body temperature. this an attitude reflected by all those loyal to the ghoulish cabal we politely call the Kremlin.

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Clever_Bee34919 t1_j9sstnd wrote

Wjat do you have against snakes? Those poor snakes, being compared to Russia.

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zipzoupzwoop t1_j9sx8o6 wrote

You know, the whole forbidden fruit thing really put them in a bad light. Time for an anti-ophidophobia campaign?

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Clever_Bee34919 t1_j9sxfa4 wrote

YES!. Sign me up to the "snakes are cool" club immediately

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420ipblood t1_j9t72g6 wrote

It requires acknowledging that while you think they're cool, absolutely no one thinks the "snake guy" in the neighborhood is cool.

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Occma t1_j9t8so9 wrote

bears are not brave tho. They are just the apex predator. You cannot be brave if you never faced a stronger opponent.

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xenoghost1 t1_j9ue6tk wrote

don't know, maybe they understand what a gun is and they'll still rush you.

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daniel_22sss t1_j9tbfc0 wrote

Snakes are competent killers. Russia is not competent in anything.

There is no animal that represents how shitty they are.

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